Melissa Stetten
@melissastetten.bsky.social
LA via Kalamazoo. Retired model. Trying to finish writing a book but I have ADHD & a child.
Web Crawlers. Pistol Shrimps 🏀
Web Crawlers. Pistol Shrimps 🏀
Congrats to my husband! Quick question: what’s “Star Gate”? Jk I’ve seen it
…or have I?
…or have I?
Amazon MGM Studios has given a series order to Stargate, based on the iconic sci-fi franchise, from Stargate veteran Martin Gero.
‘Stargate’ TV Series From Martin Gero Based On Sci-Fi Franchise Ordered By Amazon
Amazon MGM Studios has given a series order to Stargate, based on the iconic sci-fi franchise, from Stargate veteran Martin Gero.
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November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Congrats to my husband! Quick question: what’s “Star Gate”? Jk I’ve seen it
…or have I?
…or have I?
If I was pitching this game I wouldn’t walk anyone but that’s just me
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If I was pitching this game I wouldn’t walk anyone but that’s just me
Reposted by Melissa Stetten
it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now
Ohtani as the final batter is some sick shit
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ohtani as the final batter is some sick shit
sorry dodgers it’s over
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
sorry dodgers it’s over
Hope I’m not there til midnight :)
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hope I’m not there til midnight :)
they should make the ball 5% larger next inning and see if anyone notices
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
they should make the ball 5% larger next inning and see if anyone notices
me watching baseball:
there it is, the baseball
there it is, the baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
me watching baseball:
there it is, the baseball
there it is, the baseball
In the 18th inning they all have to ride horses
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
In the 18th inning they all have to ride horses
Reposted by Melissa Stetten
Congrats to the new king of late night Greg Gutfeld
September 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Congrats to the new king of late night Greg Gutfeld
Shazam’d Wonderwall at the Oasis concert last night
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Shazam’d Wonderwall at the Oasis concert last night
What are they gonna do? Take away all the Clippers first round draft picks?
September 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What are they gonna do? Take away all the Clippers first round draft picks?
my fav thing about having a 2 year old is when she screams I WANT NEW ELBOWS and looks at u like you’re insane cuz you don’t understand what she means
August 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my fav thing about having a 2 year old is when she screams I WANT NEW ELBOWS and looks at u like you’re insane cuz you don’t understand what she means
yes of course I requested Sherri Papini’s book from the library
August 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
yes of course I requested Sherri Papini’s book from the library
should I buy the jelly sandals all the girls are wearing or should I just stick my foot in a blender
August 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
should I buy the jelly sandals all the girls are wearing or should I just stick my foot in a blender
u love to see it
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
u love to see it
finally read Project Hail Mary and I loved it so much it’s become one of my fav books of all time does that make me basic
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
finally read Project Hail Mary and I loved it so much it’s become one of my fav books of all time does that make me basic
The Tesla diner is unfortunately in my neighborhood so I took a little peek to see boxes of milk and frozen foods out in the heat. Good luck to everyone’s stomachs.
July 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Tesla diner is unfortunately in my neighborhood so I took a little peek to see boxes of milk and frozen foods out in the heat. Good luck to everyone’s stomachs.
Watching the 1998 movie Sphere based on the Michael Crichton novel on Tubi AMA
July 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Watching the 1998 movie Sphere based on the Michael Crichton novel on Tubi AMA
today I learned about Lafufus from my 9 year old niece which are counterfeit Labubus. I love living in 2025
July 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
today I learned about Lafufus from my 9 year old niece which are counterfeit Labubus. I love living in 2025
Excited for the Clippers to win the 2014 championship!
FROM SHAMS:
Twelve-time All-Star Chris Paul has agreed to a deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, CAA's Steven Heumann, Ty Sullivan and Jessica Holtz told ESPN. Paul had multiple suitors, but chose the contending Clippers and their shared history in L.A. for his likely final, 21st NBA season.
Twelve-time All-Star Chris Paul has agreed to a deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, CAA's Steven Heumann, Ty Sullivan and Jessica Holtz told ESPN. Paul had multiple suitors, but chose the contending Clippers and their shared history in L.A. for his likely final, 21st NBA season.
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FROM SHAMS:
Twelve-time All-Star Chris Paul has agreed to a deal with the Los Angeles Clippers, CAA's Steven Heumann, Ty Sullivan and Jessica Holtz told ESPN. Paul had multiple suitors, but chose the contending Clippers and their shared history in L.A. for his likely final, 21st NBA season.
twitter.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Excited for the Clippers to win the 2014 championship!