Bizarro Jimmy Olsen
@bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social
Evan Hanson: recovering attorney, writer, photographer, podcaster, reader of things, wannabe deep thinker, and a guy on a journey to try and be a better person.
I wish everyone out there who is either in pain or experiencing hardship a little peace. Suffering and pain are not evenly nor equitably distributed and too many (sometimes myself included) fall into the trap of blaming themselves for being crushed under rota fortuna.
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I wish everyone out there who is either in pain or experiencing hardship a little peace. Suffering and pain are not evenly nor equitably distributed and too many (sometimes myself included) fall into the trap of blaming themselves for being crushed under rota fortuna.
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Exciting times at UoM: we are hiring up to 15 postdocs. See below
www.jobs.manchester.ac.uk/Job/JobDetai...
www.jobs.manchester.ac.uk/Job/JobDetai...
Bicentenary Research Fellowships in Humanities:Oxford Road
The University of Manchester has been celebrating 200 years of achievement in research-driven learning, development and innovation: this has included investing in our prestigious Bicentenary PhD Studentships and Fellowships. The scheme represents a major University investment of £28 million to recruit and fund more than 200 early-career researchers between 2025/26 and 2026/27.
www.jobs.manchester.ac.uk
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Exciting times at UoM: we are hiring up to 15 postdocs. See below
www.jobs.manchester.ac.uk/Job/JobDetai...
www.jobs.manchester.ac.uk/Job/JobDetai...
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Marienborn Steinkiste: The Marienborn Stone Cist is situated inside a burial mound that was excavated in 1928 and again in 2014/15. Its dimensions are 2.20x1.20m. The oldest parts date back to 3500 and 3000 BCE and are related to the Funnel-Beaker-culture.
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Marienborn Steinkiste: The Marienborn Stone Cist is situated inside a burial mound that was excavated in 1928 and again in 2014/15. Its dimensions are 2.20x1.20m. The oldest parts date back to 3500 and 3000 BCE and are related to the Funnel-Beaker-culture.
A sad story about America in three chapters.
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A sad story about America in three chapters.
Sometimes I just come to the state Capitol Building to just sit and try to focus on the ideals I’m supposed to be working for instead of the reality.
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sometimes I just come to the state Capitol Building to just sit and try to focus on the ideals I’m supposed to be working for instead of the reality.
Christmas at the Capitol.
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Christmas at the Capitol.
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December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s amazing that some can be so full of hate that it warps their perception of reality it’s as if they truly are living in a different world. I think back to a younger me who opined that hate wasn’t natural, it was the living shadow of fear. And the more unreasonable the fear the greater the hate.
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It’s amazing that some can be so full of hate that it warps their perception of reality it’s as if they truly are living in a different world. I think back to a younger me who opined that hate wasn’t natural, it was the living shadow of fear. And the more unreasonable the fear the greater the hate.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
Just struck me 2025 is almost over, good riddance.
a large explosion in a field with a puddle in the middle
ALT: a large explosion in a field with a puddle in the middle
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December 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Just struck me 2025 is almost over, good riddance.
It seems some people are born under a lucky star and no matter how terrible they are they wind up on top. And then there’s me who just found my new milk had curdled in the jug. 🤷
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It seems some people are born under a lucky star and no matter how terrible they are they wind up on top. And then there’s me who just found my new milk had curdled in the jug. 🤷
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Stunning pair of c. 1,500 year-old luxury women’s leather shoes!
Exceptionally well-preserved and still shimmering with gold leaf! ✨
From Egypt. V&A Museum 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Exceptionally well-preserved and still shimmering with gold leaf! ✨
From Egypt. V&A Museum 📷 by me
#Archaeology
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Stunning pair of c. 1,500 year-old luxury women’s leather shoes!
Exceptionally well-preserved and still shimmering with gold leaf! ✨
From Egypt. V&A Museum 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Exceptionally well-preserved and still shimmering with gold leaf! ✨
From Egypt. V&A Museum 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Someone is fattening up for the winter.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Someone is fattening up for the winter.
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In the 1980s, a world of entertainment opened up to me when my family got a Jerrold Cable TV Box. This amazing gadget and the company that made it changed entertainment forever. Learn about Jerrold and the history of their cable boxes.
www.retroist.com/p/jerrold-ca...
www.retroist.com/p/jerrold-ca...
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
In the 1980s, a world of entertainment opened up to me when my family got a Jerrold Cable TV Box. This amazing gadget and the company that made it changed entertainment forever. Learn about Jerrold and the history of their cable boxes.
www.retroist.com/p/jerrold-ca...
www.retroist.com/p/jerrold-ca...
These clowns are gathered around the feeder this morning.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
These clowns are gathered around the feeder this morning.
Pachelbel and Poetry for the evening.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Pachelbel and Poetry for the evening.
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📱 detroitcityfc.bsky.social of uslchampionship.bsky.social is hiring a Social Media Coordinator!
Create and manage digital content while engaging fans across club platforms.
📍 Detroit, Michigan
🔗 https://www.rfr.bz/b4d355b
Create and manage digital content while engaging fans across club platforms.
📍 Detroit, Michigan
🔗 https://www.rfr.bz/b4d355b
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
📱 detroitcityfc.bsky.social of uslchampionship.bsky.social is hiring a Social Media Coordinator!
Create and manage digital content while engaging fans across club platforms.
📍 Detroit, Michigan
🔗 https://www.rfr.bz/b4d355b
Create and manage digital content while engaging fans across club platforms.
📍 Detroit, Michigan
🔗 https://www.rfr.bz/b4d355b
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Please apply! Definitely not limited to scholars who work on environment and development but we welcome applicants who work in these fields!
2. Assistant Professor of IR with specialization in Latin American studies.
academicjobsonline.org/ajo/jobs/31333
academicjobsonline.org/ajo/jobs/31333
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Please apply! Definitely not limited to scholars who work on environment and development but we welcome applicants who work in these fields!
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After 2 months of the new fiscal year - October & November - the federal deficit is already at $458 billion.
➡️Revenues: $740 billion
➡️Spending: $1.198 trillion
For those curious, tariffs totaled $62 billion in Oct/Nov
➡️Revenues: $740 billion
➡️Spending: $1.198 trillion
For those curious, tariffs totaled $62 billion in Oct/Nov
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
After 2 months of the new fiscal year - October & November - the federal deficit is already at $458 billion.
➡️Revenues: $740 billion
➡️Spending: $1.198 trillion
For those curious, tariffs totaled $62 billion in Oct/Nov
➡️Revenues: $740 billion
➡️Spending: $1.198 trillion
For those curious, tariffs totaled $62 billion in Oct/Nov
It may just be my (or the world’s) mood, but I swear I’ve heard In the Bleak Midwinter more this season than I have the past 10 combined.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It may just be my (or the world’s) mood, but I swear I’ve heard In the Bleak Midwinter more this season than I have the past 10 combined.
Watching Charlie Brown Christmas and it just occurred to me why isn’t Beethoven on bubblegum cards. We should definitely have a great composers trading card series. Or maybe a composers turn based card game.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Watching Charlie Brown Christmas and it just occurred to me why isn’t Beethoven on bubblegum cards. We should definitely have a great composers trading card series. Or maybe a composers turn based card game.
My daughter’s cat is definitely a secret supervillain.
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My daughter’s cat is definitely a secret supervillain.
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Ancient Marble Mystery: Rare 2,500-Year-Old Greek Sculpture Unearthed in Etruscan Heartland - Arkeonews
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Ancient Marble Mystery: Rare 2,500-Year-Old Greek Sculpture Unearthed in Etruscan Heartland - Arkeonews
A 2,500-year-old Greek marble Kore sculpture discovered in the ancient Etruscan city of Vulci reveals new insights into Greek–Etruscan
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December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ancient Marble Mystery: Rare 2,500-Year-Old Greek Sculpture Unearthed in Etruscan Heartland - Arkeonews
arkeonews.net/ancient-marb...
arkeonews.net/ancient-marb...
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Roman bronze figurine of a little mouse nibbling on bread!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Roman bronze figurine of a little mouse nibbling on bread!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Just had to turn down a job because of the possibility of no warning travel. ☹️
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just had to turn down a job because of the possibility of no warning travel. ☹️