Bizarro Jimmy Olsen
@bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social
Evan Hanson: recovering attorney, writer, photographer, podcaster, reader of things, wannabe deep thinker, and a guy on a journey to try and be a better person.
I don’t know. towering Tina and tiny Tim is pretty good.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don’t know. towering Tina and tiny Tim is pretty good.
Every time we’re in the ER I look at these IV hangers and think B-Wing.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Every time we’re in the ER I look at these IV hangers and think B-Wing.
As I sit here waiting for Nancy to return from some testing I am again shocked/not shocked by how poorly Google’s algorithms know me. I’m such a square it took me a few seconds to wonder what you would use a glass pipe for.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
As I sit here waiting for Nancy to return from some testing I am again shocked/not shocked by how poorly Google’s algorithms know me. I’m such a square it took me a few seconds to wonder what you would use a glass pipe for.
Editors do not exist.
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Editors do not exist.
When you’re caught taking a photo of someone’s butt.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When you’re caught taking a photo of someone’s butt.
Early in Jason Bernard’s career some casting agent said we have found our generic cop/judge/mayor guy.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Early in Jason Bernard’s career some casting agent said we have found our generic cop/judge/mayor guy.
This tracks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This tracks.
He’s not a franchise kind of guy but I think he’s got way more range than Pratt. I’m not a Lower Decks super fan but he’s great in it. He’s been Oscar adjacent. He just needs the right project for everyone to say hey why have we been sleeping on O’Connell.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
He’s not a franchise kind of guy but I think he’s got way more range than Pratt. I’m not a Lower Decks super fan but he’s great in it. He’s been Oscar adjacent. He just needs the right project for everyone to say hey why have we been sleeping on O’Connell.
They paid attention to the important details for the statue of President Carter.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They paid attention to the important details for the statue of President Carter.
Reading bad Google reviews of churches is a fun way to break up the workday’s monotony.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Reading bad Google reviews of churches is a fun way to break up the workday’s monotony.
It forms islands of houses with little connectivity to a wider neighborhood or community. Look at this area near me. This is an insane way to build. The lack of connections between these roads means people often get in the car to drive what would be a short walk if there were connections.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It forms islands of houses with little connectivity to a wider neighborhood or community. Look at this area near me. This is an insane way to build. The lack of connections between these roads means people often get in the car to drive what would be a short walk if there were connections.
I mean if you can’t see they’re essentially the same level of sacrifice…
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I mean if you can’t see they’re essentially the same level of sacrifice…
Protestors in downtown Woodstock Georgia taken with a lens 20 years older than myself.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Protestors in downtown Woodstock Georgia taken with a lens 20 years older than myself.
This clown
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This clown
Mesa Verde Summer 1985 (I think) Pentax k1000 Pentax smc m 50mm f1.7
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Mesa Verde Summer 1985 (I think) Pentax k1000 Pentax smc m 50mm f1.7
The headstone taken with an early Agfa box camera. I miss shooting film especially medium format. I do not miss managing negatives.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The headstone taken with an early Agfa box camera. I miss shooting film especially medium format. I do not miss managing negatives.
An autumn visitor.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
An autumn visitor.
If the words jazz trombone make you think only of Dixieland or Riker trying to make it with a hologram. Listen to this album.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If the words jazz trombone make you think only of Dixieland or Riker trying to make it with a hologram. Listen to this album.
Major Taylor
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Major Taylor
Eat all the acorns you like my friend winter is coming.
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Eat all the acorns you like my friend winter is coming.
What does Kirk want to do with the Enterprise’s computers?
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What does Kirk want to do with the Enterprise’s computers?
This dog is a sweet clown.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This dog is a sweet clown.
This happened and I wanted to write it down before I forgot.
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This happened and I wanted to write it down before I forgot.
Umm, excuse me ‘A Scientist’ you’re a little late. America has already gone backwards in time.
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Umm, excuse me ‘A Scientist’ you’re a little late. America has already gone backwards in time.