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Carrie Cutforth
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Saucy Minx, Salty Dog, Word Farmer
Toronto Canada
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Ley lines? Really? *sigh
September 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
What the fuck was that season finale #foundation
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don’t recall a single Gen-X wearing a Beatles t-shirt though, even though many bought the cd box set anthology edition
Sometimes when I see the middle schoolers in their Nirvana shirts, I think about how Nirvana is as far away from us now as the Beatles were from me when I was the age of these kids.
June 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reposted by Carrie Cutforth
I've been so busy this week that I forgot to plug my article this month! If you've ever wanted to know what goes into designing a game that's intended for drafting, this is some of the high-level considerations, & how they informed core game mechanics #FFGStaff starwarsunlimited.com/articles/beh...
Star Wars: Unlimited | Behind Unlimited: Designing for Draft
Tyler Parrott Shares Some Designer Insights into the Process of Incorporating Draft Play into Game Design
starwarsunlimited.com
May 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Reposted by Carrie Cutforth
I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m just going to keep saying this until it sticks: Canada’s two largest exports are climate change and white supremacists
Wildfires in the Canadian province of Manitoba, which shares a border with the United States, have prompted authorities to declare a state of emergency and order tens of thousands of people to leave their homes.

Winds will likely blow wildfire smoke into Midwestern states.
Canada wildfires force 17,000 to evacuate, with smoke blowing toward U.S.
Authorities in Manitoba, which shares a border with the U.S., issued a state of emergency. Winds will likely blow wildfire smoke into Midwestern states.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
In the 90s there was a lot of hullabaloo that the world’s top economists “predicted” that the rich would get richer and the poorer would get poorer

It wasn’t mathematical forecasting though: they were merely dictating their playbook
60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life.

Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever.

Our problem isn't a lack of resources.

Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.
May 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Seven fucking seats

Jesus Christ

#canpoli #capoli #NDP
April 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
And now I’m fucking crying during Jagmeet Singh’s retirement speech

Goddammit

#canpoli #capoli
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The CBC’s coverage of the NDP implosion is maddening

The die hard NDP voters who NEVER strategically voted but always voted on a matter of conscience had that matter of conscience rug pulled out from under them by the NDP party itself; they lost those voters & I don’t know if the party will recover
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Omfg the conservative sharks are circling; they know Poillievre is done and now it’s a delicious bucket of chum

#canpoli #capoli
April 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
8 fucking seats

Sighs in life long NDP supporter

#canpoli #capoli
April 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If I never hear the expression “voter inefficiency” again, it will be too soon #canpoli
April 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I really hope this is the NDP’s come to Jesus moment and reconcile with disillusioned life long NDP supporters

I have a lot to say on this but too mad to be coherent
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I need to follow more Canadians; we are literally in the middle of a historic vote and ALL my feed is American
April 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
New perimenopause symptom dropped: tops of my feet on fire like the sensation of a chemical burn

Wheeeeeee!
April 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Daily Wire bankruptcy but also it served its purpose, particularly if there will no longer be true free elections
March 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There is a scene from the 1943 film The More the Merrier that is really apt right now but will have to wait until I get back from vacation in which point the conversation would have moved on to the freshest horror
March 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So tonight my patner and I had an *invigorating* conversation with a 23 year old American who thinks that Canadians' problems is that we don't understand the regional differences in America....
March 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think it is really important in this moment to highlight those during the Bush years in America and globally who fought and protested against any notion of weapons of mass destruction at the time
SCOOP—Trump plans to issue an executive order designating fentanyl as a "Weapon of Mass Destruction," per copy of EO reviewed by me. Source at State speculates purpose is to designate cartels as terrorist orgs/justify military ops in Mexico/Canada.

Context/full text of draft only on The Handbasket:
Trump to declare fentanyl “Weapon of Mass Destruction," per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
March 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I just blocked the Onion which was not on my 2025 bingo card
March 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bathmat Jesus appeared to me today courtesy of Dean’s wet feet

I guess that means I have to covert to Catholicism now… or just wait for Bathmat Jesus to evaporate?

YOU CAN SEE IT IF YOU SQUINT LONG AND HARD ENOUGH!! ;)
March 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So I accidentally set my stew in the crockpot on 'warm' and only caught the mistake four hours later so it's all garbage now... sigh

I blame BIG Crockpot in league with grocerty stores....why, why is the warm setting on the right of 'high'!!!???

lolsob
March 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
On a similar note, doing genealogy and figuring out which ancestors made you hella gay

*it’s often the arrest records sadly
Searching someone on Wikipedia and immediately scrolling to "Personal Life" because you want the tea, the gossip, to know how accurate your gaydar is
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Reposted by Carrie Cutforth
BREAKING - a bill mandating genital inspections to participate at all age levels of girls' and women's sports fails in the U.S. Senate. It needed 60 votes to move forward.
March 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM