Reposted by BDJ
The 'good guys' are totally the ones torturing a 22 y/o autistic woman who was illegally abducted in international waters for bringing food and baby formula to the trapped, starving, emaciated victims of a livestreamed genocide
October 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The 'good guys' are totally the ones torturing a 22 y/o autistic woman who was illegally abducted in international waters for bringing food and baby formula to the trapped, starving, emaciated victims of a livestreamed genocide
I’m not complaining but why do they keep talking about Virginia/UVA on this baseball game??? I keeping zoning out & then ???? 🤷♀️
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m not complaining but why do they keep talking about Virginia/UVA on this baseball game??? I keeping zoning out & then ???? 🤷♀️
Reposted by BDJ
Make the bed? Like some kind of monster who hates cats?
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Make the bed? Like some kind of monster who hates cats?
Hell yes a lil Fabulous T-birds outro 😆😆 #toughenough
September 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hell yes a lil Fabulous T-birds outro 😆😆 #toughenough
Making it official!!!
Wordle 1,558 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,558 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
September 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Making it official!!!
Wordle 1,558 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,558 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Reposted by BDJ
JD Vance is calling on employers to fire employees for exercising their First Amendment rights. Yet another reminder why I’m grateful that I don’t work for corporate media—I work for my readers. And now, JD, I will exercise my First Amendment rights by telling you to go fuck your fascist self.
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
JD Vance is calling on employers to fire employees for exercising their First Amendment rights. Yet another reminder why I’m grateful that I don’t work for corporate media—I work for my readers. And now, JD, I will exercise my First Amendment rights by telling you to go fuck your fascist self.
@teddyshaps.bsky.social congrats on your Emmy nom! 🎉
July 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@teddyshaps.bsky.social congrats on your Emmy nom! 🎉
@katiestereo.bsky.social woot woot yay baseball!! 💙⚾️🤍⚾️💙⚾️🧡
May 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@katiestereo.bsky.social woot woot yay baseball!! 💙⚾️🤍⚾️💙⚾️🧡
Reposted by BDJ
@katiestereo.bsky.social BLOOD BATH ON WORDLE TODAY!!
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@katiestereo.bsky.social BLOOD BATH ON WORDLE TODAY!!
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,426 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Reposted by BDJ
Germany’s “Naturschutzeule”, the owl that designates nature reserves and protected areas got a new design, and she is not having any more of your bullshit.
May 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Germany’s “Naturschutzeule”, the owl that designates nature reserves and protected areas got a new design, and she is not having any more of your bullshit.
You miss every shot you don’t take (me about to ask for a to-go cup for my soup at the airport lounge)
May 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You miss every shot you don’t take (me about to ask for a to-go cup for my soup at the airport lounge)
I’ve got a jingle for 227 stuck in my head. Yay!
April 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve got a jingle for 227 stuck in my head. Yay!
Reposted by BDJ
Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant
theonion.com/kristi-...
theonion.com/kristi-...
April 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant
theonion.com/kristi-...
theonion.com/kristi-...
I now reference my work as “macro data refining” on all my conference calls. (Today: “well if we weren’t so busy with macro data refining…”) Waiting for someone, ANYONE to get the reference & ping me. I talk to dozens of people every day. Not one taker 😆😆😆 #severance @benstiller.redhour.com
April 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I now reference my work as “macro data refining” on all my conference calls. (Today: “well if we weren’t so busy with macro data refining…”) Waiting for someone, ANYONE to get the reference & ping me. I talk to dozens of people every day. Not one taker 😆😆😆 #severance @benstiller.redhour.com
“Bring me up to snuff” was a fun work malapropism today. Oh girl I cannot. No amount of effort on my part is going to bring you up to snuff 😆😆 however I’d be happy to bring you up to speed 🤪
April 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Bring me up to snuff” was a fun work malapropism today. Oh girl I cannot. No amount of effort on my part is going to bring you up to snuff 😆😆 however I’d be happy to bring you up to speed 🤪
Reposted by BDJ
Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos
Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos
WASHINGTON—Admitting the startling discovery had compelled him to reexamine his long-held beliefs, His Holiness Pope Francis announced Tuesday that he had reversed his critical stance toward capitalis...
theonion.com
April 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos
Reposted by BDJ
I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
Reposted by BDJ
If Whiskey Pete’s spouse, brother and attorney haven’t been served congressional subpoenas by the Easter Bunny already, what are we even doing here?
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If Whiskey Pete’s spouse, brother and attorney haven’t been served congressional subpoenas by the Easter Bunny already, what are we even doing here?
It’s incumbent upon me to announce that I was an extra in the first scene of this banger 😆😆😆 my GP stories are at least on par with the quality of the movie 🤩
April 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s incumbent upon me to announce that I was an extra in the first scene of this banger 😆😆😆 my GP stories are at least on par with the quality of the movie 🤩
Reposted by BDJ
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
Damn yall. Come on Rory. #Masters #Masters2025
April 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Damn yall. Come on Rory. #Masters #Masters2025
Reposted by BDJ
"The Queen Consort"
April 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"The Queen Consort"
Reposted by BDJ
