BDJ
bitchdujour.bsky.social
BDJ
@bitchdujour.bsky.social
Me again
WOOT WOOT!! 🧹🧹

THANK U!! ☺️

YASSS fingers crossed we will do the same 🧹🧹🧹 against the Phillies!! I’m kinda in shock that it’s October. Gotta bring this down outta my bathroom, pronto 😆😆
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
THANK YOU! I love these shoes so much, I also bought them in black! They are actually super comfy compared to what they look like, AND, I love showing people: it’s all one piece of material that they shaped into the shoe!! The company is United Nude and they give free nail polish with purchase 😆😆??
September 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
THANK YOU KATIE your vengeance is mine!! 🧹🧹

I am decked out in head to toe orange & blue right now, for multiple allegiances, but I definitely thought of the Mets as I was putting on the finishing touches!!
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Speaking of bets look at this dumb (smart) shit I did yesterday 😆

(Cashout was when the Packers/Browns game was tied)
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Omg Katie you are my kindred spirit!! FINGERS CROSSED!!

I won a random ass Super Bowl longest TD bonus & I’m not feeling great that it will payoff 😆😆
September 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
And that is frickin amazing you did that with a $.50 bet! Bravo you!!
I had another funny one recently: had a bunch of $2.50 “bonus bets” from DK, and spent them on stoopid bets. Including the night Kim made baseball history at the 18-2 game. If only I’d known…😆😆
June 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
👍👍👍 I stopped horse betting so I could focus on human sports losses (😆), but got back on the horse last week & did this. Not even close to as good as yours, but it was SO unexpected; half hearted “I’m gonna do one and then stop…” I’m back, baby! 🐎
(Then promptly forgot to bet the Belmont Stakes 😳)
June 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is on display in my home as a reminder that my own judgment is not to be trusted. And I live in Virginia wow I am a real sucker.
May 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s incumbent upon me to announce that I was an extra in the first scene of this banger 😆😆😆 my GP stories are at least on par with the quality of the movie 🤩
April 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is why I just watched the Severance finale for the 13th time
April 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This is what I was talkin bout when I cashed out my Rory bet yesterday 😆😆😆
April 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I tell this story every 10 years or so, when I come across the pic.
When: 2/7/91
Where: Senate gallery, Richmond Va
Who: me, my dorky haircut, & high school classmates
Why: I noticed Bruce Hornsby was sitting near us, and NO ONE believed me except the photog, who helped me pass a note to Bruce 🤣🤣
April 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I was going to beg to differ, but we do have One Shining Moment tonight & Live from the Masters Hoopla all day…but ALL MY SHOWS HAVE ENDED!!! I’m in free fall. Like the stock market.
April 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
GIRL SAME!! WE BOTH TRIED FRILL GRILL DRILL 😆😆😆 what is BRILL?? What is KRILL?? wordle just inventing new words again 😆😆😆 did we run out of words, NYT?!?!?!
April 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Well that’s good. Some of those surprises were shocking!!
**and now you know what I meant by this classic tweet 😆😆🤩🤩
April 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
lol. I love it when the Pivert makes an appearance!

People I did not remember being in Heat: Amy Brennaman?? Natalie Portman?? BUBBA GUMP?? 🤩 DENNIS HAYSBERT?!?!?!
April 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
JEREMY PIVEN!! With mustache 🤩🤩🤩
April 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Meow!!
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me leaving for lunch today knowing I’m not coming back #severance #marchmadness
March 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
GRAVE DIGGER SHOUT OUT
March 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So hilarious. I couldn’t even figure out how I won the bonus bet. I lost the parlay that it was included in, but XW did his part (score a TD)
March 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I got a surprise $46 win from DK bc Xavier Worthy ended up being the longest TD of the Super Bowl…I had to spend it right away, so I put it all on the Dodgers to win the World Series AGAIN 🤩
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me, acting up at work again #severance
March 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Omg who is this legend #SOTU2025
March 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
DID SOMEBODY SAY RODNEY MULLEN?!?!?!

Most exciting day of my teenage life, circa 1986
March 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM