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apsciencebylyn.bsky.social
Flat Cat 💚
(Isla textula, the crowned slug moth)
Wide flat green slug caterpillar, bordered with teeth like a sawblade, covered in spiky setae. Front edge of the creature is red where it probably cut through human flesh
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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robotjq.bsky.social
This a-here pony got one trick!
DONT CARE. TRICK IS FUN.
Illyana as usual.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent trees I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A man I met high in the Peak District who, due to crimes he would not disclose to me, had been turned into two conjoined Sycamore trees by a coven of witches and condemned to spend eternity waving his useless branch hands at the cold, cruel sky.
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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jortsthecat.bsky.social
He is just investigating to find out what happened here
catsofyore.bsky.social Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 3d
Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
Color photo of a longhaired ginger tuxedo cat lying on a bathroom floor, casually surveying an exuberantly shredded roll of toilet paper strewn across the floor. It should also be noted that that toilet has a mottled yellow carpeted lid and floor mat which appear to be on top of a brown carpeted floor.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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gonzo.bsky.social
We rest
Orange and white cat asleep on a couch next to a dilute tabbico cat asleep on a pillow
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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microsff.com
The witch made him hot chocolate.

"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."

He took a sip.

"They say I can overcome any hardship."

"Mm," said the witch.

"And I can. I do."

The witch said nothing.

"But I shouldn't have to!"

"No."

The witch held the hero as he wept.

"No, you shouldn't."
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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lyadrielle.bsky.social
Had a lot of fun drawing this pathfinder gal!
#CommissionArt
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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cpsc.gov
Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social
An illustration of someone sad listening to the ground and buried is a picture of a headphone jack and the text "We still talk about you"
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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cpsc.gov
"Show people the right way to do it."

We would, but we don't own every turkey fryer. You've got to follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance

ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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anninosart.bsky.social
🐍🪨
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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crimsoncoyote.bsky.social
[ #leather #leatherwork #leathercraft #leatherbag #stingray #mantaray #shrimp #shrimpisbugs]

Now that I survived this weekend's art fair, I can post these two bags! They were very popular, though they still haven't found a home.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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namioshiro.bsky.social
merlinus!

honestly wasn't crazy about drawing him but i had two characters left and i was determined to finish lol

#fireemblem #elibe
chibi art of merlinus from fire emblem: the blazing blade.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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microsff.com
"There's... er..." My new assistant bookseller faltered.

Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.

I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.

"Just a ghost. That's a relief."

"What else..."

"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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rahaeli.bsky.social
Breaking news: roumd
An elderly and kinda scraggly looking calico tabby cat is lying on a black and white striped pillow, although her butt has been slowly sliding off for a while and is now half on the bed, half on the battery power pack lying on the bed. She is curled up in a tight ball of roundness with her face tucked against her back paws and her tail.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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curiousordinary.bsky.social
In this Japanese folktale a bamboo cutter finds a tiny girl in a glowing bamboo plant and takes her home where he and his wife raise her as their own. It turns out she actually came from the moon & eventually she has to leave her earthly parents to return home.
🎨Tsukioka Yoshitoshi
#MythologyMonday
Princess Kaguya stands upon clouds with the full moon in the sky above. A man is on his knees appearing grief-stricken. Two pieces of bamboo to the right.
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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scalzi.com
I don't want to say my cats think I have been gone too much recently, but I am saying this particular cat rather pointedly peed into one of my travel bags.
Spice the cat, editorial pee-er.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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the-red-lizard.bsky.social
Lots of folks gotta start getting way more comfy defending pornography and adult content with their whole chests, because this trend will not end well for anyone.
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 2d
My new Buy Me a Coffee account was suspended before my first payout was received, the site stating it is “required to deactivate accounts that contain or use adult content to generate revenue through Buy Me a Coffee”

Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip
Buy Me a Coffee 5:49 AM to me Buy me a coffee Hi Ana Valens, We regret to inform you that our moderation team has suspended your account due to concerns regarding adult content. Unfortunately, we cannot continue to maintain your account as a result. As a small company reliant on several business partners, we have to comply with their terms and are required to deactivate accounts that contain or use adult content to generate revenue through Buy Me a Coffee. The remaining balance on our account will be refunded to your supporters within 7 days. We recommend that you contact them to find alternative means of payment. We understand this decision may be distressing, but our ability to act is constrained. We recommend that you read our Terms of service and Prohibited use cases on the platform and our payment providers Prohibited and Restricted Businesses for further clarification.
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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marisketch.bsky.social
[nsfw-ish, oc, rybine]

patrons very sweetly (as usual) requested the tights trend, so here's sabine featuring ryou's reaction ;)
Colored sketch of the artist's original character Sabine based on the tights trend. She is drawn on her stomach, nude except for patterned tights and heels, with her face in her hands and one heel caught on the backside of her tights. She is looking over her shoulder to the viewer's right with a flirty expression on her face, the text 'Hey spaceman' with a little heart written over her head indicating she is speaking to Ryou. Colored two-part doodle of the artist's original character Ryou, drawn in front of a brown door and wearing his uniform/gloves, as a reaction to the previous image. In the first part on the left he leans against the door, shocked and flustered at something (Sabine) in front of him, one hand clutching his chest as his heart jumps clean out of it. In the second part on the right he looks up, still in the same pose and trying to collect himself as he says 'Sabine I just got home oh my GOD' while his heart beats with the sound effect 'B-BMP B-BMP.'
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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marisketch.bsky.social
[nsfw-ish, oc, ryou]

and because i believe in equality (embarrassing ryou),,
Colored sketch of the artist's original character Ryou based on the tights trend. He is drawn on his stomach, nude except for patterned tights and heels, his face in one hand with one heel caught on the backside of his tights. He is looking over his shoulder to the viewer's right, annoyed and flustered, his long black hair loose and pooled around him. There is a speech bubble drawn over his head with '...' in it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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squirreltech.bsky.social
youtu.be/Z4Qxqmhqj1A?...
Eat, Fry, Love: A Cautionary Remix (REUPLOAD)
YouTube video by Dingle Dangle
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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strawberryink.ca
ALSO LOOK AT THIS OLD ART OF ZIHARK PLUS LONGTIME ADMIRER :3

My how the time.. be flying.. yet things stay constant..

Zihark getting his sword polished with "Easri" helping out lolol.

#art #fireemblem
Pen sketch on textured paper of a shirtless man with shoulder length grey-blue hair and woman with long brown hair in a ponytail and glasses both sitting on a brown log. He is cleaning/polishing his sword with a rag while looking at her, while she blushes and shyly places a hand on the handle of his sword. Zihark: Would you like to help me hold my sword? Easri: Y-your what? xD!!!
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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www.kidlightnings.net
and now for something completely different... one of my very oldest OCs getting a design update for funsies
it's my old namesake, kybok, originally based off of a garurumon but I've given him a total refresh
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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www.kidlightnings.net
yo, remember how I keep making volke branded? I took a stab at designing his brand by looking at hatari markings, brand designs, etc.
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM