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Chemist Warehouse is a special kind of hell where they have music interspersed by their advertising, TVs looping their advertising (including jingle eight times in a row), a thousand people talking, and all of these conflicting audio tracks are louder than the pharmacist calling names
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Chemist Warehouse is a special kind of hell where they have music interspersed by their advertising, TVs looping their advertising (including jingle eight times in a row), a thousand people talking, and all of these conflicting audio tracks are louder than the pharmacist calling names
Scale from one to ten, how upset would my housemates be if they both reaaallly need the sleep for different reasons, but also I can't sleep and wanna run myself a bath
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Scale from one to ten, how upset would my housemates be if they both reaaallly need the sleep for different reasons, but also I can't sleep and wanna run myself a bath
The terrible thing about being super aware of your body is you start doing crazy shit like running a vocal siren a couple times while muttering "I can hear you" to your PHLEGM
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The terrible thing about being super aware of your body is you start doing crazy shit like running a vocal siren a couple times while muttering "I can hear you" to your PHLEGM
When the burnout, virus, severe asthma, migraine, and fibro flare all hit at the same time 👌
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When the burnout, virus, severe asthma, migraine, and fibro flare all hit at the same time 👌
So how much of that "decentralised" currency is down cause of one server in North Virginia?
October 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
So how much of that "decentralised" currency is down cause of one server in North Virginia?
Sometimes, when your mental health isn't doing so well, you just need to jump into a warm cosy shower and waterboard yourself for a bit
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sometimes, when your mental health isn't doing so well, you just need to jump into a warm cosy shower and waterboard yourself for a bit
So I've been road raged at twice in two days in the same shopping centre parking lot, both times by people in the wrong
September 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
So I've been road raged at twice in two days in the same shopping centre parking lot, both times by people in the wrong
So last night some dude rolled down his window in a parking lot just to tell me I was a "beautiful lady"
Bit my tongue enough to avoid telling him he was wrong on both counts
Bit my tongue enough to avoid telling him he was wrong on both counts
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So last night some dude rolled down his window in a parking lot just to tell me I was a "beautiful lady"
Bit my tongue enough to avoid telling him he was wrong on both counts
Bit my tongue enough to avoid telling him he was wrong on both counts
When you wanna make a funny post but
September 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When you wanna make a funny post but
Man I could really go for a scalp and foot massage
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Man I could really go for a scalp and foot massage
I keep forgetting the word "impairment" and my brain instead offers the word "impotence" and I just think that's funny to apply in many situations
September 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I keep forgetting the word "impairment" and my brain instead offers the word "impotence" and I just think that's funny to apply in many situations
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this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible
September 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible
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once again tapping the sign
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
once again tapping the sign
Literally couldn't sleep last night and got maybe 2 hours sleep on the couch, and I have to be awake at 6:30 for my desk job
But.
At almost 1am now my body's like hey how about some noodles that'd slap right now
But.
At almost 1am now my body's like hey how about some noodles that'd slap right now
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Literally couldn't sleep last night and got maybe 2 hours sleep on the couch, and I have to be awake at 6:30 for my desk job
But.
At almost 1am now my body's like hey how about some noodles that'd slap right now
But.
At almost 1am now my body's like hey how about some noodles that'd slap right now
So anyway it turns out I've been diagnosed with Body No Work and I haven't been making it up or lazy? Who could have seen that coming
September 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
So anyway it turns out I've been diagnosed with Body No Work and I haven't been making it up or lazy? Who could have seen that coming
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Shame is one of the hardest things about ADHD for me. I'm back and the book is finished but instead of feeling proud, I feel ashamed for not having managed to stay active, manage my household better or even shower regularly.
August 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Shame is one of the hardest things about ADHD for me. I'm back and the book is finished but instead of feeling proud, I feel ashamed for not having managed to stay active, manage my household better or even shower regularly.
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Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something
COVID must be sending me stir crazy cause I can't sleep and the solution my brain keeps throwing at me is to go for a 3am jog
August 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
COVID must be sending me stir crazy cause I can't sleep and the solution my brain keeps throwing at me is to go for a 3am jog
I'd like to shake the hand of whoever invented apple juice. The simplest healing elixir.
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'd like to shake the hand of whoever invented apple juice. The simplest healing elixir.
Fuckin COVID strikes again
As usual, and expected this early on, I feel like the amount of sick I feel (none) is very disproportionate to the control measures I have to take (many)
Of course I know better, and I have all my supplies ready for hospitalizing levels of asthma
As usual, and expected this early on, I feel like the amount of sick I feel (none) is very disproportionate to the control measures I have to take (many)
Of course I know better, and I have all my supplies ready for hospitalizing levels of asthma
August 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Fuckin COVID strikes again
As usual, and expected this early on, I feel like the amount of sick I feel (none) is very disproportionate to the control measures I have to take (many)
Of course I know better, and I have all my supplies ready for hospitalizing levels of asthma
As usual, and expected this early on, I feel like the amount of sick I feel (none) is very disproportionate to the control measures I have to take (many)
Of course I know better, and I have all my supplies ready for hospitalizing levels of asthma
I have an online meeting with somebody at 10:30 for my office job, so I cram a bunch of work in the morning to prep for it and try and clear some of my huge to do list.
So gosh do I love it when I just sit in this virtual room and they don't show.
/sarcasm.
So gosh do I love it when I just sit in this virtual room and they don't show.
/sarcasm.
July 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have an online meeting with somebody at 10:30 for my office job, so I cram a bunch of work in the morning to prep for it and try and clear some of my huge to do list.
So gosh do I love it when I just sit in this virtual room and they don't show.
/sarcasm.
So gosh do I love it when I just sit in this virtual room and they don't show.
/sarcasm.
Boy don't I just love crying alone in the cultural centre at 8am
June 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Boy don't I just love crying alone in the cultural centre at 8am
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I’m not saying we should flood this line with UFO reports but I’m not NOT saying that either.
I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.
May 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m not saying we should flood this line with UFO reports but I’m not NOT saying that either.
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Legacy code in COBOL, legacy magic in Kobold
April 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Legacy code in COBOL, legacy magic in Kobold
Love napping so hard that your loved ones are seriously concerned
April 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Love napping so hard that your loved ones are seriously concerned