they call me the big texture
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"tenser's gifts"
I’m a lot less worried about spontaneous human combustion these days
October 18, 2023 at 5:20 PM
I’m a lot less worried about spontaneous human combustion these days
Holy goddamn shit
I AM VERY EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE:
SKULLTENDERS: A DnD HORROR-COMEDY PODCAST
STARRING:
AMBER “BLOODBERRYTART” CARR as FELICITY FAIRWEATHER
JESS “VOIDBURGER” OBRIEN as VISK
KC GREEN as DOODOO THE OWL
GAMEMASTERED BY COHEN EDENFIELD
WITH ORIGINAL MUSIC BY SETH BOYER
FIRST 2 EPISODES DROP 10/25
SKULLTENDERS: A DnD HORROR-COMEDY PODCAST
STARRING:
AMBER “BLOODBERRYTART” CARR as FELICITY FAIRWEATHER
JESS “VOIDBURGER” OBRIEN as VISK
KC GREEN as DOODOO THE OWL
GAMEMASTERED BY COHEN EDENFIELD
WITH ORIGINAL MUSIC BY SETH BOYER
FIRST 2 EPISODES DROP 10/25
October 13, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Holy goddamn shit
I got to say hello to a duck today. Best day of the week imo
October 13, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I got to say hello to a duck today. Best day of the week imo
Excellent work, 47.
September 29, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Excellent work, 47.
Is it “cringe” to read Freud in a busy bar? There’s only one way to test this hypothesis.
September 15, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Is it “cringe” to read Freud in a busy bar? There’s only one way to test this hypothesis.
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Came across this old sketch of Spike I did forever ago
September 10, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Came across this old sketch of Spike I did forever ago
Thinking about developing an even more insufferable personality. Getting back into espresso, reading a kindle in a trendy coffee shop
September 8, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Thinking about developing an even more insufferable personality. Getting back into espresso, reading a kindle in a trendy coffee shop
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DIG HER UP. LETS SEE HOW SHES LOOKIN
September 8, 2023 at 9:06 AM
DIG HER UP. LETS SEE HOW SHES LOOKIN
I’m really glad I’ve not bothered getting up early to watch F1 lately.
September 3, 2023 at 1:59 PM
I’m really glad I’ve not bothered getting up early to watch F1 lately.
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I had a friend who once ended up at a party at Jimmy Buffett’s house and when they walked in the door Jimmy was standing in the middle of a crowded living room, totally naked except for an old school diving helmet on his head, getting a blowjob. RIP to an absolute legend.
September 2, 2023 at 2:32 PM
I had a friend who once ended up at a party at Jimmy Buffett’s house and when they walked in the door Jimmy was standing in the middle of a crowded living room, totally naked except for an old school diving helmet on his head, getting a blowjob. RIP to an absolute legend.
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If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners
September 1, 2023 at 6:58 PM
If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners
I am actively crumbling into dust while reading this
September 1, 2023 at 10:37 PM
I am actively crumbling into dust while reading this
I don’t know what mysterious force compels me to reorganize my game mods, but I wish it would stop kicking in at 1 AM
September 1, 2023 at 12:17 PM
I don’t know what mysterious force compels me to reorganize my game mods, but I wish it would stop kicking in at 1 AM
Good to know that I can elicit a week’s worth of back pain by simply walking around the house incorrectly
August 28, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Good to know that I can elicit a week’s worth of back pain by simply walking around the house incorrectly
Feeling exceptionally combative tonight. I am very annoying right now
August 28, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Feeling exceptionally combative tonight. I am very annoying right now
Just having a good time sitting outside, listening to the cicadas, watching my dog slowly eat all the the grass in the backyard, enjoying the breeze
August 23, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Just having a good time sitting outside, listening to the cicadas, watching my dog slowly eat all the the grass in the backyard, enjoying the breeze
Impossible to have a bad day when he’s around
August 22, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Impossible to have a bad day when he’s around
Thought my phone was ringing at 5am this morning but it turns out one of my dogs was snoring
August 20, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Thought my phone was ringing at 5am this morning but it turns out one of my dogs was snoring
The way he look at me sometimes.
August 19, 2023 at 3:32 PM
The way he look at me sometimes.
Foresight: giving myself a hangover so I wake up at 5 am with a headache and thus don’t miss the pest control guy coming to my house at fucking 7 am
August 19, 2023 at 11:36 AM
Foresight: giving myself a hangover so I wake up at 5 am with a headache and thus don’t miss the pest control guy coming to my house at fucking 7 am
Every now and then I like to play a little prank on my circadian rhythm by getting a full nights rest.
August 18, 2023 at 10:41 AM
Every now and then I like to play a little prank on my circadian rhythm by getting a full nights rest.
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thought your fursday could use a little kelp
August 17, 2023 at 7:35 PM
thought your fursday could use a little kelp
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