Bigfootrotica
@bigfootrotica.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood cryptid in the woods of Alexandria and Arlington, VA. Local news commenter.
Opinions and fur are my own.
Apologies to Denver Riggleman for the unpleasantness.
Opinions and fur are my own.
Apologies to Denver Riggleman for the unpleasantness.
Who among us hasn’t been in this situation?
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Who among us hasn’t been in this situation?
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
To the window
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
Get ready for Black Friday and Small Business Saturday! Metro will take you to the best shopping destinations in the region:
🛍️ Tysons Corner Center
🛍️ Fashion Centre at Pentagon City
🛍️ Georgetown
🛍️ CityCenterDC
Don’t forget to hit up the local shops by bus or train!
🛍️ Tysons Corner Center
🛍️ Fashion Centre at Pentagon City
🛍️ Georgetown
🛍️ CityCenterDC
Don’t forget to hit up the local shops by bus or train!
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
To the window
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Not much is known about our family’s patriarch. Sometimes in genealogy, the surname itself can be a clue. Mason, Baker, and Smith, for example, are all family names derived from an occupation, but the inscrutable origin of Ratbait is lost in the fog of English and American history.
As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
In a meritocracy like the United States, fine breeding and birthright may seem like antiquated notions, but for a few storied American surnames (yo...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Not much is known about our family’s patriarch. Sometimes in genealogy, the surname itself can be a clue. Mason, Baker, and Smith, for example, are all family names derived from an occupation, but the inscrutable origin of Ratbait is lost in the fog of English and American history.
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”
Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to those who celebrate
two men standing in front of a door with the words as god is my witness on the bottom
Alt: Scene from WKRP in Cincinnati, where they dropped live turkeys from a helicopter as a Thanksgiving giveaway.
Two men are covered in blood and feathers on their suits. Caption “As God is My Witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to those who celebrate
Crickets. I can’t believe they thought I am related to a deer.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Crickets. I can’t believe they thought I am related to a deer.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
DOOOOOOMMMM!
It’s also 45 years since oil drillers accidentally hit a salt mine, and Lake Peigneur in Louisiana disappeared, taking oil platform and barges with it. Mind you, it did also cause a canal to reverse, refilling the lake with water from the Gulf of Mexico
Lake Peigneur: The Swirling Vortex of Doom
Early in the morning on November 20, 1980, twelve men decided to abandon their oil drilling rig on the suspicion that it was beginning to collapse beneath
www.damninteresting.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
DOOOOOOMMMM!
While I am at it, I’m also not a real monkey.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
While I am at it, I’m also not a real monkey.
Ok before this gets too far, I need to come clean.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ok before this gets too far, I need to come clean.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
Turns out it was actually just Tim Allen wearing a costume which surprises no one who knows anything about Tim Allen.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Turns out it was actually just Tim Allen wearing a costume which surprises no one who knows anything about Tim Allen.
Public Service Announcement: Krampus is a pretty cool guy off the clock.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Public Service Announcement: Krampus is a pretty cool guy off the clock.
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Do not. cite. the deep magic. to me. witch.
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Do not. cite. the deep magic. to me. witch.
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't do any of this.
I remember when velöcicheëp opened for the Great Emu War, Dinosaur Jr., and Dismemberment Plan at the 9:30 Club.
Feathers everywhere.
Feathers everywhere.
velöcicheëp
Molting Velociraptor 👎
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I remember when velöcicheëp opened for the Great Emu War, Dinosaur Jr., and Dismemberment Plan at the 9:30 Club.
Feathers everywhere.
Feathers everywhere.
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Staying with friends over the weekend. Had to roomshare. Said their name was Mari. Seasonal worker.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Staying with friends over the weekend. Had to roomshare. Said their name was Mari. Seasonal worker.
Big mood.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Big mood.
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Jesus Christ Joyce.
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Jesus Christ Joyce.
You know it’s weird when you have lost… Rand Paul?
The hemp farmers forgot to give Trump a piece of the action. Cut him in for 20% and this all goes away.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You know it’s weird when you have lost… Rand Paul?
Reposted by Bigfootrotica
Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.