Bigfootrotica
@bigfootrotica.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood cryptid in the woods of Alexandria and Arlington, VA. Local news commenter.
Opinions and fur are my own.
Apologies to Denver Riggleman for the unpleasantness.
Opinions and fur are my own.
Apologies to Denver Riggleman for the unpleasantness.
The sweat drips down my Ballston didn’t quite work
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The sweat drips down my Ballston didn’t quite work
Oh lawd even I wouldn’t.
I don’t even know how you use that for tenderizing anything other than a sub.
I don’t even know how you use that for tenderizing anything other than a sub.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh lawd even I wouldn’t.
I don’t even know how you use that for tenderizing anything other than a sub.
I don’t even know how you use that for tenderizing anything other than a sub.
I’m absolutely down for this
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m absolutely down for this
Would you prefer British Hong Kong?
Actually don’t answer that.
*quietly crosses Four Mile Run*
Actually don’t answer that.
*quietly crosses Four Mile Run*
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Would you prefer British Hong Kong?
Actually don’t answer that.
*quietly crosses Four Mile Run*
Actually don’t answer that.
*quietly crosses Four Mile Run*
Shut up and take my money!
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Shut up and take my money!
Also I hang with Chupacabra once a year, and the yeti and I exchange holiday cards.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Also I hang with Chupacabra once a year, and the yeti and I exchange holiday cards.
First off, even I think this is nasty and I know nasty.
Second, 25 dollars for a burger in an old timey font that makes me think 25 cents?
Seditious behavior!
Second, 25 dollars for a burger in an old timey font that makes me think 25 cents?
Seditious behavior!
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
First off, even I think this is nasty and I know nasty.
Second, 25 dollars for a burger in an old timey font that makes me think 25 cents?
Seditious behavior!
Second, 25 dollars for a burger in an old timey font that makes me think 25 cents?
Seditious behavior!
I blame @monkeyrotica.bsky.social.
Also I am native to North America. I have no tail. I walk upright. I am like 8 feet tall.
More of an ape than anything.
Also I am native to North America. I have no tail. I walk upright. I am like 8 feet tall.
More of an ape than anything.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I blame @monkeyrotica.bsky.social.
Also I am native to North America. I have no tail. I walk upright. I am like 8 feet tall.
More of an ape than anything.
Also I am native to North America. I have no tail. I walk upright. I am like 8 feet tall.
More of an ape than anything.
Oh he’s real and he’s amazing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Oh he’s real and he’s amazing.
Is that a hot dog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Is that a hot dog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What is this foul sorcery?
Begone with your vile magic!
Begone with your vile magic!
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What is this foul sorcery?
Begone with your vile magic!
Begone with your vile magic!