we’re going to find out we were paying for entire detention facilities that were never built and field offices that never opened

Like I know its sounds like Im being silly but also in a hyper consumption capitalist society we have going, mainstream media suddenly saying "dont buy gifts for adults" is like

Wow

Lizza alluding to the age gap between Nuzzi and Olbermann as problematic, when Lizza is himself 20 years older than her, is so funny

Some women love when a man makes a creaking sound with every thrust, and that's fine

It was more or less a training gap situation. English longbow archers had to maintain upper body strength, train weekly, etc. Pretty much any malnourished idiot could pick up a musket.

Westphalian peace (miserable compromise that redefines what it means to be a political entity)

Being very large is also good, especially if you are aquatic, but there are some other issues, and you have to get through all those medium stages somehow at some point of your evolution.