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Big Iron
@big-iron.bsky.social
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Brian. Bluesky's token straight guy.
Low IQ, savage genetics, Cleveland defender
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Already is
The magic the gathering card screeching harpy
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Does he...you know..."lather up"
Donald Trump miming lathering up his hair.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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James Caan in Misery looking worried and a little upset
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Making a clone a willy
Golfing video game ad that says "EASIER ON YOUR HOME THAN THE REAL THING" but HOME is crudely shopped to say HOLE. The ad is a man in a blue shirt teeing off in a house, with a golfball and cat flying away, plus a lamp breaking.
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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That's right
Brian / big iron, from mid thigh to toes, in green shorts Same, flexing. He is a bald shirtless man with tattoos and a mustache Workout plan, squat day Grey sunset sky with sunlight casting the colors of fire on the edge of the clouds. Dead tree and a garage in the foreground
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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“See, this is what my life is,” she said, gesturing at the couch, which was covered in a blanket for the dogs. “This is all it is. I’m going to do this until four in the morning.” She picked up the asthma mask. “Do you ever notice I’m out of breath on my show?” she asked. She put the mask over her face, paused, stared straight ahead, and inhaled the vapor. ♦ Immortan Joe from Mad Max: a white man with frazzled huge blonde hair, red-rimmed blue eyes, and chalky skin. He has on a metal mask with a mess of tubes coming off it, etched to looked like overlarge teeth are being bared in an insane grin.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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This is not a well person
"...Loomer. Giorno imposed some conditions: don’t lie about other candidates, and prioritize your mental health. (Loomer had been in therapy for what she described as “PTSD I have developed as a result of being silenced.”) Giorno bought her an English bulldog, which Loomer named Loomer."
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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"When you're going to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!"
Tuco in "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly," played by Eli Wallach - a dark haired man with stubble, shirtless with suds, holding a gun that is also sudsy. His face is twisted in an irritable sneer.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Big Iron on the left flexing, old ass baby mortgage man who is also 37 on the right. A meme of forking paths leads to both, with the caption "37?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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A planet's rotation is how long its day be
The Enterprise orbiting a lush green planet; we see half its day side and half its night side
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Hit it from orbit til the atmosphere smells
The Enterprise shooting blue light at a planet
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Box art for Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Devastating critique
Screenshot showing that OP follows me
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Garth Marenghi, a white man in a leather jacket with a red tie, says "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read."
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Mick Fleetwood with a maniacal look on his face about to touch his percussion vest
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Beautiful reaction image I accidentally captured from pausing Stavvy baby, please enjoy and use responsibly
Stavros Halkias, a Greek god of a man, with a sexy little mustache and a kind of effete hand gesture, whose facial expression is surprised surprised but in a catty way
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Domino meme: JCO roasting Elon -> Elon rattling his coke cans on his nightstand one last time
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I'm going to reinvent misogyny before I do this, sorry centrists
Centrist manosphere description, and it's dire
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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A little poetry reading to kick things off. I've been doing the trick where I solo the basilisk area with the ghoul and get ~24k XP upfront, and the fun thing about 2e D&D is that is just mean I can play without reloading that often. It's Good, Actually.
Baldur's Gate 1 screenshot, a guy at the carnival reading a poem about Nosferatu
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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David Byrne, a white man in a pale suit that is overlarge, standing on a dark stage
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Thinking about how incredibly Divorced Dad a lot of Godsmack lyrics read
Chorus 2] I'm doing the best I ever did I'm doing the best that I can I'm doing the best I ever did Now go away! I'm doing the best I ever did I'm doing the best that I can I'm doing the best I ever did Now go away!
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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You tell me: did they miss anything
Sheet music for The Black Page by Frank Zappa
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Turn down for what in zohran campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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They Did For surgery on a Grape
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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This should make it clearer
Boar emoji surrounded by field of clouds. Text reads "THAT'S RIGHT"
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM