@big-emerald.bsky.social
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John Roberts: that guy I gave immunity to after he did a coup should probably chill out
March 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
John Roberts: that guy I gave immunity to after he did a coup should probably chill out
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as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that
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Trump axes Biden executive order 14087, which lowers drug prices. Day 1 and Trump is raising drug prices. I'm sure all of your favorite MAGA influencers & podcasters will call Trump out for such a disgusting betrayal! (just kidding they're all completely useless hacks sucking up for money and power)
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Trump axes Biden executive order 14087, which lowers drug prices. Day 1 and Trump is raising drug prices. I'm sure all of your favorite MAGA influencers & podcasters will call Trump out for such a disgusting betrayal! (just kidding they're all completely useless hacks sucking up for money and power)
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"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
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i know video games are a bad influence because i used to steal vhs tapes from blockbuster, a skill i learned playing tony hawk pro skater
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 AM
i know video games are a bad influence because i used to steal vhs tapes from blockbuster, a skill i learned playing tony hawk pro skater
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Sometimes you drink water and your body is like “Yes yes yes more more what is this thing I hate it but I need it”
December 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Sometimes you drink water and your body is like “Yes yes yes more more what is this thing I hate it but I need it”
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my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 PM
my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham
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Taking your mom here
creamland ice cream sign, manchester, new hampshire, 1979
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Taking your mom here
Bought some eggo waffles for the first time in like 15 years, bruh they’ve been shrinkflated more than anything else I’ve seen
But on the bright side I’ve eaten my first waffle in over a decade
But on the bright side I’ve eaten my first waffle in over a decade
December 7, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Bought some eggo waffles for the first time in like 15 years, bruh they’ve been shrinkflated more than anything else I’ve seen
But on the bright side I’ve eaten my first waffle in over a decade
But on the bright side I’ve eaten my first waffle in over a decade
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It’s interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 🌎 🌍 🌏 but not the fourth.
Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like.
People underestimate the Pacific.
Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like.
People underestimate the Pacific.
December 6, 2024 at 3:52 PM
It’s interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 🌎 🌍 🌏 but not the fourth.
Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like.
People underestimate the Pacific.
Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like.
People underestimate the Pacific.
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Sorry but Spotify Wrapped simply can’t compete with Apple Music Replay. It’s like they looked right into my soul
December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Sorry but Spotify Wrapped simply can’t compete with Apple Music Replay. It’s like they looked right into my soul
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you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.
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ME: let’s use the ouija board we got for Christmas to contact grandpa’s ghost
FAMILY: ok
ME: Grandpa, if you can hear me, bring us some updog
OUIJA BOARD: W-H-A-T-I-S-
ME: *starts shaking* this is the greatest day of my life
FAMILY: ok
ME: Grandpa, if you can hear me, bring us some updog
OUIJA BOARD: W-H-A-T-I-S-
ME: *starts shaking* this is the greatest day of my life
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 AM
ME: let’s use the ouija board we got for Christmas to contact grandpa’s ghost
FAMILY: ok
ME: Grandpa, if you can hear me, bring us some updog
OUIJA BOARD: W-H-A-T-I-S-
ME: *starts shaking* this is the greatest day of my life
FAMILY: ok
ME: Grandpa, if you can hear me, bring us some updog
OUIJA BOARD: W-H-A-T-I-S-
ME: *starts shaking* this is the greatest day of my life
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who approved this fuckass update
November 15, 2024 at 10:13 AM
who approved this fuckass update
