Benjamin Goodney
@bgood.bsky.social
Thoughts, not necessarily endorsed ★ Freelance editing & ingeniouseditingworkshop.com ★ Lit mag stormcellar.org ★
We'd like to offer you a position fact-checking and copy editing text in a fast-paced, friendly environment: our Pretend to Be AI Division.
September 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We'd like to offer you a position fact-checking and copy editing text in a fast-paced, friendly environment: our Pretend to Be AI Division.
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sir goony mini golf, route 202 at spring lake rec. center, chadds ford, pennsylvania, 1985
August 28, 2024 at 10:36 AM
sir goony mini golf, route 202 at spring lake rec. center, chadds ford, pennsylvania, 1985
bot with a pfp of my actual face that posts “back on my :taurus: :smiling_poo:” every three months forever
August 26, 2024 at 9:11 PM
bot with a pfp of my actual face that posts “back on my :taurus: :smiling_poo:” every three months forever
Poetry
April 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Poetry
take that, uproxx
March 28, 2024 at 4:54 AM
take that, uproxx
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Our culture has real trouble grasping that we can't bring back what it felt like to see The Prisoner/Ghostbusters/Star Wars the first time by doing them again, because the thing that made them compelling is that they were different. We can only feel that feeling again by making more new things.
March 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Our culture has real trouble grasping that we can't bring back what it felt like to see The Prisoner/Ghostbusters/Star Wars the first time by doing them again, because the thing that made them compelling is that they were different. We can only feel that feeling again by making more new things.
Sure, OK, you say rents
are a record-high % of
average wages these days,
which is why it feels
like inflation is killing us,
but what if I told you
[Morpheus meme]
that it is possible
to abolish landlords.
are a record-high % of
average wages these days,
which is why it feels
like inflation is killing us,
but what if I told you
[Morpheus meme]
that it is possible
to abolish landlords.
February 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Sure, OK, you say rents
are a record-high % of
average wages these days,
which is why it feels
like inflation is killing us,
but what if I told you
[Morpheus meme]
that it is possible
to abolish landlords.
are a record-high % of
average wages these days,
which is why it feels
like inflation is killing us,
but what if I told you
[Morpheus meme]
that it is possible
to abolish landlords.
For whom is this information?
I ask, as I scroll through post after post saying shit like, "One time my cousin got hit in the face with a fish at the Pier in Seattle, & that's why I'm partnering with DeutscheBank to starve toddlers in Palestine."
I ask, as I scroll through post after post saying shit like, "One time my cousin got hit in the face with a fish at the Pier in Seattle, & that's why I'm partnering with DeutscheBank to starve toddlers in Palestine."
February 29, 2024 at 12:57 AM
For whom is this information?
I ask, as I scroll through post after post saying shit like, "One time my cousin got hit in the face with a fish at the Pier in Seattle, & that's why I'm partnering with DeutscheBank to starve toddlers in Palestine."
I ask, as I scroll through post after post saying shit like, "One time my cousin got hit in the face with a fish at the Pier in Seattle, & that's why I'm partnering with DeutscheBank to starve toddlers in Palestine."
fuck. Fuck!
The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials
February 12, 2024 at 2:34 AM
fuck. Fuck!
Welcome, New BlueSky Users!
February 9, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Welcome, New BlueSky Users!
🎶 Wait — wait! — no!! — that's Hot Pockets's music!!!
[Huge anthropomorphic hot pocket wearing comically large sunglasses and a bandanna bursts through a stage-plaster wall like the koolaid man]
[Huge anthropomorphic hot pocket wearing comically large sunglasses and a bandanna bursts through a stage-plaster wall like the koolaid man]
I am, personally, tired of figuring out something to eat three times a fucking day
February 9, 2024 at 1:07 AM
🎶 Wait — wait! — no!! — that's Hot Pockets's music!!!
[Huge anthropomorphic hot pocket wearing comically large sunglasses and a bandanna bursts through a stage-plaster wall like the koolaid man]
[Huge anthropomorphic hot pocket wearing comically large sunglasses and a bandanna bursts through a stage-plaster wall like the koolaid man]
TIL what a Matteo Mancuso is, & I'm here to report that the Italians still have no swing whatsoever. youtu.be/OTBeIbOXdKM
February 6, 2024 at 2:39 AM
TIL what a Matteo Mancuso is, & I'm here to report that the Italians still have no swing whatsoever. youtu.be/OTBeIbOXdKM
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public-private partnership to build the Torment Nexus
February 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM
public-private partnership to build the Torment Nexus
public-private partnership to build the Torment Nexus
February 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM
public-private partnership to build the Torment Nexus
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publication day! with ginormous thanks to all the inspirers and conspirers, and pre-orderers! let the wild rumpus start! www.versobooks.com/products/303...
January 30, 2024 at 12:56 PM
publication day! with ginormous thanks to all the inspirers and conspirers, and pre-orderers! let the wild rumpus start! www.versobooks.com/products/303...
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These days they just don't make enough talky ensemble films about how dudes wish they could retire, spend time with family, and maybe do a little fishing.
rewatching THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER which, as we all know, is a perfect movie.
January 29, 2024 at 1:14 AM
These days they just don't make enough talky ensemble films about how dudes wish they could retire, spend time with family, and maybe do a little fishing.
A morbs jpg comes around to delight me about every three years.
January 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
A morbs jpg comes around to delight me about every three years.
It works both ways, too: one can quote meanly with the expectation that a block will sunder one from seeing the opinions of whoever drove one to snark.
“immediately mute or block depending on level of rudeness” in response to aggressive quote posts is making my life much better today and I do in fact highly recommend it
January 29, 2024 at 2:19 AM
It works both ways, too: one can quote meanly with the expectation that a block will sunder one from seeing the opinions of whoever drove one to snark.
These days they just don't make enough talky ensemble films about how dudes wish they could retire, spend time with family, and maybe do a little fishing.
rewatching THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER which, as we all know, is a perfect movie.
January 29, 2024 at 1:14 AM
These days they just don't make enough talky ensemble films about how dudes wish they could retire, spend time with family, and maybe do a little fishing.
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Less than six months after Ricky Cobb II was fatally shot by Minnesota State Patrol, Ryan Londregan has been formally charged with three felonies, including murder.
Londregan is the first trooper in Minnesota ever charged with murder for a killing while on duty.
unicornriot.ninja/2024/murder-...
Londregan is the first trooper in Minnesota ever charged with murder for a killing while on duty.
unicornriot.ninja/2024/murder-...
Murder Charges Filed on Trooper Who Fatally Shot Ricky Cobb II - UNICORN RIOT
Minnesota State Trooper Ryan Londregan has been charged with murder for killing Ricky Cobb II during a traffic stop in Minneapolis in 2023.
unicornriot.ninja
January 28, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Less than six months after Ricky Cobb II was fatally shot by Minnesota State Patrol, Ryan Londregan has been formally charged with three felonies, including murder.
Londregan is the first trooper in Minnesota ever charged with murder for a killing while on duty.
unicornriot.ninja/2024/murder-...
Londregan is the first trooper in Minnesota ever charged with murder for a killing while on duty.
unicornriot.ninja/2024/murder-...
TIL tikkun olam is when you ensure that DJT, who has openly stated that he wants to tear up the constitution, becomes US president because… um… "Israel" stopping its ethnic cleansing of Gaza would kill the US somehow. OK
January 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
TIL tikkun olam is when you ensure that DJT, who has openly stated that he wants to tear up the constitution, becomes US president because… um… "Israel" stopping its ethnic cleansing of Gaza would kill the US somehow. OK
damn
We started watching Northern Exposure (1990) and neither of us knew the reason, now we know it was to find out that David Foster Wallace stole his entire drip from this John Corbett character
January 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
damn
A cell phone company that demands voice verification for business services, can't call during a 45-min window, and doesn't have a callback number (?;;?)
January 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
A cell phone company that demands voice verification for business services, can't call during a 45-min window, and doesn't have a callback number (?;;?)
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A short post at my site about my book of visual poetry, coming from Sarabande in 2025.
rb.gy/r26ifg
rb.gy/r26ifg
January 3, 2024 at 8:40 PM
A short post at my site about my book of visual poetry, coming from Sarabande in 2025.
rb.gy/r26ifg
rb.gy/r26ifg