BGH70
@bgh70.bsky.social
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Asking strangers to smell your fingers gets weird reactions.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Asking strangers to smell your fingers gets weird reactions.
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Imagine seeing a joke post and deciding you're going to be a serious twat about it.
February 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Imagine seeing a joke post and deciding you're going to be a serious twat about it.
I am become death cab, transporter of cuties.
February 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am become death cab, transporter of cuties.
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I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
Spineless, feckless fucks.
February 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spineless, feckless fucks.
Maybe when he said “shithole countries”, he said it with envy.
January 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Maybe when he said “shithole countries”, he said it with envy.
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(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
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Being right has never felt so bad
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Being right has never felt so bad
This inauguration is proudly presented by Depends.
January 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This inauguration is proudly presented by Depends.
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Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
March 16, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
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I’ll have a four year coma.
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
January 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’ll have a four year coma.
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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2024: This year was horrible.
2025: Hold my beer.
2025: Hold my beer.
January 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
2024: This year was horrible.
2025: Hold my beer.
2025: Hold my beer.
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We’re gonna be in the nursing home saying “it’s on like Donkey Kong”
January 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We’re gonna be in the nursing home saying “it’s on like Donkey Kong”
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Ordering veal tells me all I need to know about you.
January 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ordering veal tells me all I need to know about you.
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this is why we can’t have nice things
*gestures to the universe*
*gestures to the universe*
January 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
this is why we can’t have nice things
*gestures to the universe*
*gestures to the universe*
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Attn people who run in dark clothes at night,
I don't have THAT much car insurance.
I don't have THAT much car insurance.
January 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Attn people who run in dark clothes at night,
I don't have THAT much car insurance.
I don't have THAT much car insurance.
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This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…
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It feels like this year has been 489 days so far.
January 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It feels like this year has been 489 days so far.
I wonder if that other place got a girlfriend yet.
January 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I wonder if that other place got a girlfriend yet.
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No thank you mushroom coffee, no thank you…
January 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No thank you mushroom coffee, no thank you…
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My favorite people are the ones who get the ha has and don't spend their time walking all over jokes like a dom in stilettos on testicles.
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My favorite people are the ones who get the ha has and don't spend their time walking all over jokes like a dom in stilettos on testicles.
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Gonna start calling everyone Larry.
January 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Gonna start calling everyone Larry.