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@bezzyboop.bsky.social
Cats🐈⬛,gardens🌻, art🖼, horse racing 🐎,crafting🪡, dark humour.If you can't be nice, be reasonable. COYS! Can almost speak Greek 🇬🇷
Do Not DM unless we've been friends here for ages.
I wont auto follow you back if your profile pic is a cat.
Insta-blocks twats.
Do Not DM unless we've been friends here for ages.
I wont auto follow you back if your profile pic is a cat.
Insta-blocks twats.
Pinned
Jessie just knocked my wine over whilst flopping over for tummy tickles. Trying to mop up the wine I set fire to my hair with a candle. Jessie has run away and won't come near me.
Another average night at Chez Bez.
Another average night at Chez Bez.
Somebody please tell me what Chupacabra is...
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Somebody please tell me what Chupacabra is...
7 years late to the party
I just finished reading Where The Crawdads Sing.....did not see that last page coming....
I just finished reading Where The Crawdads Sing.....did not see that last page coming....
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
7 years late to the party
I just finished reading Where The Crawdads Sing.....did not see that last page coming....
I just finished reading Where The Crawdads Sing.....did not see that last page coming....
Name afilm you've seen 6 times
Could do several but we'll start with
Air America
Could do several but we'll start with
Air America
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Name afilm you've seen 6 times
Could do several but we'll start with
Air America
Could do several but we'll start with
Air America
This 'person' just followed me
Why?
Why?
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This 'person' just followed me
Why?
Why?
I guess I won't be taking my book to bed tonight@
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I guess I won't be taking my book to bed tonight@
Timeline cleanse
Owl
Owl
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Timeline cleanse
Owl
Owl
I'm starting to worry about my pelargoniums
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm starting to worry about my pelargoniums
Finally found the electric heater that I put 'somewhere out of the way' last spring.....
On a bookshelf....the last place I'd think of looking🤣
Now warm as toast
On a bookshelf....the last place I'd think of looking🤣
Now warm as toast
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Finally found the electric heater that I put 'somewhere out of the way' last spring.....
On a bookshelf....the last place I'd think of looking🤣
Now warm as toast
On a bookshelf....the last place I'd think of looking🤣
Now warm as toast
Can't help but wonder what Deleted said...
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Can't help but wonder what Deleted said...
If there was ever a right time for sportsmen and sportswomen to boycott an Olympic Games or World Cup, that time would be now.
#USOlympicsWorldCup
#USOlympicsWorldCup
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If there was ever a right time for sportsmen and sportswomen to boycott an Olympic Games or World Cup, that time would be now.
#USOlympicsWorldCup
#USOlympicsWorldCup
List three things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Merlot and gin (not at the same time,obvs)
2. Not giving a flying fuck how bloody sweary I am
3. Tvypso
1. Merlot and gin (not at the same time,obvs)
2. Not giving a flying fuck how bloody sweary I am
3. Tvypso
List three things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Stone cold genuis
2. My informative, insightful & highbrow posts
3. Massive cock
1. Stone cold genuis
2. My informative, insightful & highbrow posts
3. Massive cock
List three things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Sensible boots
2. Proprietous and prudish nature
3. Mild annoyance with politics
😉
1. Sensible boots
2. Proprietous and prudish nature
3. Mild annoyance with politics
😉
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
List three things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Merlot and gin (not at the same time,obvs)
2. Not giving a flying fuck how bloody sweary I am
3. Tvypso
1. Merlot and gin (not at the same time,obvs)
2. Not giving a flying fuck how bloody sweary I am
3. Tvypso
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
How many bloody times do I have to say it?
NO BIO, NO POSTS = NO FOLLOW BACK !!!
NO BIO, NO POSTS = NO FOLLOW BACK !!!
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
How many bloody times do I have to say it?
NO BIO, NO POSTS = NO FOLLOW BACK !!!
NO BIO, NO POSTS = NO FOLLOW BACK !!!
And this is where we are...
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
And this is where we are...
Explain a film plot badly
A couple take a seasonal job as caretakers. It snows a lot.
A couple take a seasonal job as caretakers. It snows a lot.
Explain a film plot badly.
Aspiring journalist gets a job on a popular magazine working for a snooty boss. She gets nice clothes. Aspiring journalist leaves magazine for a job at a Newspaper.
bsky.app/profile/brex...
Aspiring journalist gets a job on a popular magazine working for a snooty boss. She gets nice clothes. Aspiring journalist leaves magazine for a job at a Newspaper.
bsky.app/profile/brex...
Explain a film plot badly.
Nurse fucks patients, then gets it in the neck before euthenasia and freedom.
Nurse fucks patients, then gets it in the neck before euthenasia and freedom.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Explain a film plot badly
A couple take a seasonal job as caretakers. It snows a lot.
A couple take a seasonal job as caretakers. It snows a lot.
@lillieg.bsky.social just realised we followed each other when you were Herder of Cats on the other site!
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@lillieg.bsky.social just realised we followed each other when you were Herder of Cats on the other site!
Update... tried one, not dissimilar to kiwi fruit
I'd love to know who left them for me
I'd love to know who left them for me
Someone left a bag of pineapple guava on my doorstep...
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Update... tried one, not dissimilar to kiwi fruit
I'd love to know who left them for me
I'd love to know who left them for me
Someone left a bag of pineapple guava on my doorstep...
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Someone left a bag of pineapple guava on my doorstep...
Lucking the middle out of a Tunnock's Tea Cake whilst trying to have a serious conversation turns out to be fucking impossible 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lucking the middle out of a Tunnock's Tea Cake whilst trying to have a serious conversation turns out to be fucking impossible 🤣
I've found my spirit word...
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I've found my spirit word...
Dear America,
Your President is a cunt-faced cunting cunt!
Your President is a cunt-faced cunting cunt!
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dear America,
Your President is a cunt-faced cunting cunt!
Your President is a cunt-faced cunting cunt!
How many times do I have to repeat
No bio, no follow back.
No bio, no follow back.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
How many times do I have to repeat
No bio, no follow back.
No bio, no follow back.
I've got this but it's not letting me see them....apologies for not responding if you're one of the nine...
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I've got this but it's not letting me see them....apologies for not responding if you're one of the nine...
Not even slightly tired because my brain thinks it's an hour ago...
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Not even slightly tired because my brain thinks it's an hour ago...
A jury of my peers?
12 post-menopause women who refuse to shut-the-fuck-up.
12 post-menopause women who refuse to shut-the-fuck-up.
a jury of my peers? 12 inconsolable Sufjan Stevens fans laying supine on the floor?
a jury of my peers? 12 jazz drummers who masquerade as regular citizens?
October 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A jury of my peers?
12 post-menopause women who refuse to shut-the-fuck-up.
12 post-menopause women who refuse to shut-the-fuck-up.