Beryl's an Ostrich
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Beryl's an Ostrich
@bezzyboop.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Jessie just knocked my wine over whilst flopping over for tummy tickles. Trying to mop up the wine I set fire to my hair with a candle. Jessie has run away and won't come near me.
Another average night at Chez Bez.
Another average night at Chez Bez.
....I other news...
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
....I other news...
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
Preaching to the converted, but anyway...
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Preaching to the converted, but anyway...
Today I got up to my notifications being full of a convo between three blokes about keeping their tackle in their pants...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Today I got up to my notifications being full of a convo between three blokes about keeping their tackle in their pants...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
I hung a duvet cover out on the line today because no tain forecast for days...it's now pissing down.
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I hung a duvet cover out on the line today because no tain forecast for days...it's now pissing down.
I do wish we could edit the typos out of our ferries on here.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I do wish we could edit the typos out of our ferries on here.
Random sleep place ... watch out for the door opening, Jessie!
January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Random sleep place ... watch out for the door opening, Jessie!
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social I genuinely can't argue with your 'closed replies' post...they are fucking hopeless atm.
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social I genuinely can't argue with your 'closed replies' post...they are fucking hopeless atm.
Don't lie...your eyes went immediately to the How To Have More Sex headline
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It's completely outrageous if the orange Mussolini is threatening NATO allies with tariffs if they support another NATO ally, Denmark, over Greenland...
As President trump claims to be a Christian, he should know "Thou shalt not steal"!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #bbcaq #C4News #toriesgone561
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It's completely outrageous if the orange Mussolini is threatening NATO allies with tariffs if they support another NATO ally, Denmark, over Greenland...
As President trump claims to be a Christian, he should know "Thou shalt not steal"!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #bbcaq #C4News #toriesgone561
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January 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Don't lie...your eyes went immediately to the How To Have More Sex headline
I know an insta-block when I see one...
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I know an insta-block when I see one...
Spent ages trying to get rid of an unwanted apostrophe in a post, the bugger wouldn't go away....
It was a speck of dust on my screen
It was a speck of dust on my screen
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Spent ages trying to get rid of an unwanted apostrophe in a post, the bugger wouldn't go away....
It was a speck of dust on my screen
It was a speck of dust on my screen
My Sainsbury's delivery driver cheerfully announced that he's a big fan of Donald Trump....
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My Sainsbury's delivery driver cheerfully announced that he's a big fan of Donald Trump....
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
Reposted by Beryl's an Ostrich
And again...double bollocks!
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
And again...double bollocks!
Are you watching this @samsonite.bsky.social ?
January 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Are you watching this @samsonite.bsky.social ?
Okay, why don't the Spurs players have names on their shirts?
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Okay, why don't the Spurs players have names on their shirts?
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Jessie actually tried to get into this box...glass of wine for scale
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Jessie actually tried to get into this box...glass of wine for scale
Cats are very strange creatures
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Cats are very strange creatures
Just went to open the last of my 'Merlot selection box' wines from Christmas.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Just went to open the last of my 'Merlot selection box' wines from Christmas.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
I love it when she sleeps like this...
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I love it when she sleeps like this...
What The Actual Fuck ???
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
What The Actual Fuck ???
Define a happy new year...
Just opened the fridge to put the wine in and found bonus wine.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Define a happy new year...
Why would the lead singer from Def Leppard be following me?
Is this another version of the Keanu thing?
Is this another version of the Keanu thing?
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Why would the lead singer from Def Leppard be following me?
Is this another version of the Keanu thing?
Is this another version of the Keanu thing?