Beryl's an Ostrich
@bezzyboop.bsky.social
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Beryl's an Ostrich
@bezzyboop.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Jessie just knocked my wine over whilst flopping over for tummy tickles. Trying to mop up the wine I set fire to my hair with a candle. Jessie has run away and won't come near me.
Another average night at Chez Bez.
Another average night at Chez Bez.
There's something making a noise I've never heard before, in the dark, near my house...
It goes
errgh !
errgh
errgh
errgh
on a rising scale...
It goes
errgh !
errgh
errgh
errgh
on a rising scale...
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
There's something making a noise I've never heard before, in the dark, near my house...
It goes
errgh !
errgh
errgh
errgh
on a rising scale...
It goes
errgh !
errgh
errgh
errgh
on a rising scale...
....I other news...
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
....I other news...
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
I have a plumbing problem...of course its Friday night.
I think I've worked how to make it Not An Emergency
Preaching to the converted, but anyway...
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Preaching to the converted, but anyway...
Today I got up to my notifications being full of a convo between three blokes about keeping their tackle in their pants...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Today I got up to my notifications being full of a convo between three blokes about keeping their tackle in their pants...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
Thanks for that
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
@kevmoore.bsky.social
Grrrr...
I hung a duvet cover out on the line today because no tain forecast for days...it's now pissing down.
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I hung a duvet cover out on the line today because no tain forecast for days...it's now pissing down.
I do wish we could edit the typos out of our ferries on here.
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I do wish we could edit the typos out of our ferries on here.
Random sleep place ... watch out for the door opening, Jessie!
January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Random sleep place ... watch out for the door opening, Jessie!
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social I genuinely can't argue with your 'closed replies' post...they are fucking hopeless atm.
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social I genuinely can't argue with your 'closed replies' post...they are fucking hopeless atm.
Don't lie...your eyes went immediately to the How To Have More Sex headline
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It's completely outrageous if the orange Mussolini is threatening NATO allies with tariffs if they support another NATO ally, Denmark, over Greenland...
As President trump claims to be a Christian, he should know "Thou shalt not steal"!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #bbcaq #C4News #toriesgone561
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It's completely outrageous if the orange Mussolini is threatening NATO allies with tariffs if they support another NATO ally, Denmark, over Greenland...
As President trump claims to be a Christian, he should know "Thou shalt not steal"!
#r4today #bbcbreakfast #bbcaq #C4News #toriesgone561
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January 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Don't lie...your eyes went immediately to the How To Have More Sex headline
I know an insta-block when I see one...
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I know an insta-block when I see one...
Spent ages trying to get rid of an unwanted apostrophe in a post, the bugger wouldn't go away....
It was a speck of dust on my screen
It was a speck of dust on my screen
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Spent ages trying to get rid of an unwanted apostrophe in a post, the bugger wouldn't go away....
It was a speck of dust on my screen
It was a speck of dust on my screen
My Sainsbury's delivery driver cheerfully announced that he's a big fan of Donald Trump....
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My Sainsbury's delivery driver cheerfully announced that he's a big fan of Donald Trump....
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
This was after he'd told me he used to be in the Royal Marines, so I resisted the urge to punch him I the face...
Reposted by Beryl's an Ostrich
And again...double bollocks!
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
And again...double bollocks!
Are you watching this @samsonite.bsky.social ?
January 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Are you watching this @samsonite.bsky.social ?
Okay, why don't the Spurs players have names on their shirts?
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Okay, why don't the Spurs players have names on their shirts?
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Jessie actually tried to get into this box...glass of wine for scale
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Jessie actually tried to get into this box...glass of wine for scale
Cats are very strange creatures
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Cats are very strange creatures
Just went to open the last of my 'Merlot selection box' wines from Christmas.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Just went to open the last of my 'Merlot selection box' wines from Christmas.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
Why couldn't I unscrew the top?
Jeez! I'd forgotten corks even existed!
Don't Panic. I found the corkscrew.
I love it when she sleeps like this...
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I love it when she sleeps like this...
What The Actual Fuck ???
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
What The Actual Fuck ???
Define a happy new year...
Just opened the fridge to put the wine in and found bonus wine.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Define a happy new year...