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Dropping non-sequiturs like depth charges with human faces.

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I post way more about farts and cum than I do bees.

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If you see this post a bridge
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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OH: Galactus is the evolved form of Kirby.
September 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Been a while since I did one of these. #art #3Dsculpting #MadeInDreams
September 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Fart in a way that upsets the dog.

#Inspirational
September 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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biblically accurate combee
September 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This AI looks like it's about to stab me in the throat.
September 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Rule Britannia is just Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for people who love Top Gear.
September 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Waiting for your game to download is a modern day waiting for your TV show to start.

#ImOldLeaveMeAlone
August 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Trump is so integral to the modern GOP, once he dies they're gonna feed his data into an AI and let that run the country.

Calling it.
August 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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I decided I want to go back to not drinking, I use this great app I Am Sober a huge part of which is the community feature where you can make friends and get support and motivation, it’s now unavailable for UK ppl due to the online safety act….in case teenagers are illicitly trying to get sober?
August 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Sean Connery saying "Of course, my boy, I'm Spanish," In Highlander (while making no attempt at changing his unique Scottish accent) is something that pops into my head with startling regularity.
August 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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While injections are commonplace worldwide, bees should only be taken as a suppository.

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June 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I'm ill I take an antibiotic and a probiotic at the same time, and let them duke it out in my guts for supremacy.
August 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
While I thought a tenth sequel to 9 was excessive.

9/11 was basically 24 years ago.

Just think how good the graphics in 9/12 will be.
August 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Wife and I tried to save our marriage by having a baby. When that didn't work we had another and hoped that would do it. Then we realised that the only way to truly save our marriage was to team up and defeat those babies in a no holds barred steel cage match at Wrestlemania.
July 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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my daughter talks a lot of shit for someone I am letting win mario kart
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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You can give feedback as a European on the Digital Fairness Act even if you are not from the EU!: ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet...

And for those from the EU who still have not signed our #StopKillingGames Initiative, GO SIGN!: eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
July 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Ten years ago this week I started leaving stupid reviews of literally anything on YouGov and people would upvote and downvote the reviews and sometimes leave comments like "are you literally mental". There was no reason to do any of this, I was just a bit depressed.
May 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
How is areology not the study of nips?
July 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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The giant stick makes them Master Roshi
These three Merlins-returning-from-Bermuda-in-the-20th-century-in-Disney’s-The-Sword-in-the-Stone were absolutely crushing it at the Maine Renaissance Faire today
July 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Jesus spent a suspicious amount of time washing feet.
July 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sci-fi radio comedies/podcasts that get me through tough times (in no particular order)-

My First Planet
Starship Mudskipper
The Spaceship
Space Hacks
Nebulous
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Spaceships
We Fix Space Junk
Midnight Burger
Quanderhorn
July 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Imagine a TV show set in space.

That'd be so cool.
July 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Me during my bisexual days.
July 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Bee farts are disappointingly unhilarious.

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July 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM