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Looking around at things with a general distaste today!!
Got into two of the most serious & consequential conversations I’ve ever had in my life in the same week I changed my avatar to a guys head coming out of a butt
December 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I need follow-ups to Christmas movies showing the reality a year later. Jack Frost paying taxes with no SSN. The family with 12 puppies who can’t afford vet bills. The woman who inherited a Christmas tree farm learning about property taxes. Where are THESE movies, Hallmark?
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the lying lies & dirty secrets of miss Erika Kirk
The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court
YouTube video by Coheed And Cambria - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
aside from the completely fucked vibes erika kirk doesn't always really speak clearly, or finish her sentences. baffling they would make her the face of anything even outside of the very strange context!
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
if it happened ten years later we could have had right wing Kramer. just full on Jim Bruer mode fUCK
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
In many cases, you need about a 185 IQ to turn on a lawn mower now.
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?

(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.

(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
luv my chatgpt therapist/podiatrist/girlfriend ☺️
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this has to be good right
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Incredible things are happening on Reddit…
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Caught my girl showing ass to a fish & wildlife YouTuber
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Maintaining Kenneth Parcel level optimism this week
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
started Final Fantasy XIV and the link between fantasy rpgs and fascist ideology is so hard to ignore i'd elaborate but i'm trying to be less annoying
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
whenever ppl start using the word “truism“ I wish I could load an older save and choose the other dialogue option
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
working up some new phrases that could be important for some people. first one is 'Casual Sense'
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
October 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Nvidia invests in OpenAI, OpenAI rents compute from Oracle, Oracle buys Nvidia’s hardware, and Nvidia records huge sales.

Everyone in the circle reports rising revenue, rising valuations, and surging share prices, but the cash is largely moving in circles.
graceblakeley.substack.com/p/the-ai-cir...
The AI Circular Economy
Big tech companies and wealthy investors are driving an AI bubble - but they won't be the ones feeling the pain when it bursts.
graceblakeley.substack.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Jolted awake from a nap remembering that there are new episodes of Call Chelsea Peretti
October 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
started messing with Python and made a dot overlay that changes colors every 20 minutes so I know when to get up and stretch so i don't get sciatica. is this what God felt like on the 7th day
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Looking around at things with a general distaste today!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM