*sliding into room, feet falling out from under him, scrambling to get up*

Sorry Jerry I just got that CORONA vaccine! *voice getting higher* can you believe they're making everybody take this!?

They're calling it the jab. *mouth popping noise*

it's so aughtsy. vegans as the butt of jokes, performative meat eating by main characters. fat jokes about a guy who's maybe 5 lbs overweight. white people asking if they can say the n word. brett gelman before we knew he was insane. we didn't know what we had

there was a period around 2010 where the cast for every comedy that came out was half UCB/Comedy Bang Bang ppl and I want to watch them all

my lvl 2 quest was testing an experimental medical potion on a refugee. lmao

sciatic nerd