Bert Brause
bertbrause.bsky.social
Bert Brause
@bertbrause.bsky.social
29 | Professional dickhead. Unprofessional roleplayer.
Good times bed times
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Heyhey, wir machen da was und würden uns über noch ein paar Anmeldungen freuen! Neulingsfreundliches #larp in #leipzig
Außerdem: Kann mir jemand sagen, wie man in die LARP Germany und LARP Organizers Feeds kommt?
Anmeldung: lost-carcosa.com/event/in-cha...
"In Character": eine Tagesveranstaltung in #Leipzig, die dir einen einfachen Einstieg in #larp ermöglicht. Perfekt für Neulinge, Interessierte und Erfahrene, die neue Konzepte ausprobieren möchten. Kein Vorwissen oder Vorbereitung nötig! #germanlarp
October 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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"we take your privacy. seriously."
September 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Adding 'taylor' and 'swift' to the blacklist
a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera .
ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Who the hell made a mess in this house!!

(I live alone)
August 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The answer is LibreOffice, my friends!
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Heut gehts zum Kwenn!
a man in a mask is smoking a pipe in a dark room with other people .
ALT: a man in a mask is smoking a pipe in a dark room with other people .
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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handsome
April 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hab grad das Paradies gefunden, und es heißt Modulor.
March 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Leit heit is endlich soweit! As neie LaBrassBanda Album is ausse:
open.spotify.com/album/5WdF9S...
Polka Party
LaBrassBanda · Album · 2025 · 12 songs
open.spotify.com
March 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Leute die freiwillig Maske am Kinn tragen, fahren auch mit Helm am Lenker.
March 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I'd never jump off a building or grab a cop's gun, but I literally cannot cross a body of water without feeling the urge to throw my phone into it
March 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just found this website, when I searched for "is the internet working" as connection test. If you click on the link you'll know, yes, the internet is still working. Wonderful stuff!
funktioniertdasinternetnoch.de
FUNKTIONIERTDASINTERNETNOCH - Erfahre, ob das Internet noch funktioniert.
Erfahre, ob das Internet noch funktioniert oder ob es vielleicht aktuell nicht richtig funktioniert.
funktioniertdasinternetnoch.de
February 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Bring the fun back...
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
From the amount of chopsticks that came with my last sushi order, I'd say 4.
The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.
February 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When you have been ignoring a searing pain in your big toe over the past two weeks and finally realize, it's been a broken sewing needle you stepped in a while ago and never noticed.
a man in a suit talking on a cell phone in an office
ALT: a man in a suit talking on a cell phone in an office
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February 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Der Name der Rose: Rosa L.
Der Name der Hose: Levis J.
January 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just showed my favourite movie "The Boat That Rocked" at the local bar. And everyone loved it. #feelsGoodMan
two men are standing in front of a wooden door talking
ALT: two men are standing in front of a wooden door talking
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January 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Let's get shit-mixed
January 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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you look like you could benefit from a healthy dose of bloodlust
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel on the balcony.
January 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Meine neue Cotte ist so kuschelig, dass man aufpassen muss nicht im stehen einzuschlafen.
January 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Der zweite Teil meines Alkoholikerfamilienerlebnisaufsatzes ist raus! Hier gehts um den eigentlichen Geburtstag von Omma.
Falls ihr Bock habt, könnt ihr unten eure Mailadresse hinterlassen, dann verpasst ihr keine zukünftige Gschicht mehr.
open.substack.com/pub/bertbrau...
Oma Theodoras Geburtstag 2
Die Familie Nathan Show, Teil 2 - der eigentliche Geburtstag
open.substack.com
January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Home is, where Brian Johnson and Maria Callas take turns brülling together the neighbourhood.
#acdc #mariacallas
January 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hab grad mittels Pythagoras die dritte Seite der Geren für meine neue Cotte berechnet. Touché Schulbildung, touché!
#dasWerdIchNieWiederBrauchen
January 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM