thinking of her today

i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do

i walk up to a group of ddr players. i tell them my favorite version of paranoia is paranoia max funky bleep mix. they all start beating the shit out of me. the beating is very long because of their superior aerobic health

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.

just moved a heavy piece of furniture. i’m jack reacher

if you go woke you go boke, you become the funny man in a japanese manzai duo, and you get smacked in the head by the tsukkomi guy, then who is laughing, everyone.

Walked into the office and found my two-year-old son had my Steam Deck in his hands and he was downloading Dota????? Terrifying.

well, i've deleted my entire 13,000-post argument with a farmer over whether or not onions grow on trees. it turns out that i was wrong and there's no such thing as onion trees. so if you look at my feed now you'll notice that there's only one post every day or two. there used to be way more

youtu.be/0LeiwjJx994?...

This may not be true, it may just be recency bias, but the only thing that matters to me on this disaster of a planet is the dude who impersonates Emperor Puyi on TikTok. www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7Ppyyr/