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If Batman didn’t exist, the CIA would have invented him
Hey Mr. bunny save some of the sex appeal for the rest of us
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Yes but with his voice
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
If Batman didn’t exist, the CIA would have invented him
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Longing for the coming of a time when Dayen said "we got a really mediocre one coming guys, I'm sorry"
Got a good one coming out shortly...
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
If I were sand in the Malibu Beach area, I'd be real worried right now
All that careful penny pinching by MLB teams in arby over the years, and Skubal just torpedoed the whole thing wide open.
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
MLB teams should be mandated to carry one switch pitcher on their roster
Definitely the prospect who makes me go "on the one hand...but on the other hand..." the most
Jurrangelo Cijntje is probably the pitching prospect I am personally highest on relative to "industry consensus" for reasons that I am planning on explaining soon
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
No Buck Cherry? Not a single Chevelle? Cancelling my TP membership.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Anything short of calling for Schumer to be replaced is performative outrage designed to mollify you
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
How do you ”keep fighting” when you continuously refuse to fight?
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Andrew Cuomo couldn’t allow his first, tepid recognition of reality — that the Israeli government, with the full support of the Trump administration, is starving the people of Gaza — last more than a few hours without walking it back.

This is someone who believes in nothing.
August 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM