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Trying to figure it out.
No joy like Mariners joy
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The wait is over. It’s Viagra Boys day Seattle.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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the sounders wandered through the teddy swims concert next to the stadium after winning last night
September 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Do you have a copy of Richard Peterson’s Seven album? I don’t think so. Do I have a CD player to play Seven? Also no.
August 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Should have known I’d run into my mom at LCD Soundsystem.
August 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So in the last month and a half, the #Sounders have played the champs from CONCACAF, CONMEBOL, and UEFA with a 9-3 scoreline.
August 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
In the distance…I can see it…ANOTHER GOAL IS COMING
It’s the Seattle FUCKING Sounders, I fear
August 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Is there a mercy rule in Leagues Cup? #Sounders
August 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Keep it up Sounders!
a cartoon of a woman driving a car while a little girl watches
Alt: a cartoon of a woman driving a car smashing the gas pedal
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Gonna be tough for any New Yorker to claim “Best City in the World” if Coumo wins
The proposition is pretty simple.

If Zohran wins the NYC Dem primary, New Yorkers can keep posting about their mild weather stuff and we'll pretend like we care.

If they let Coumo win, they have to stop subjecting all of us to information about their city against our will.
June 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sounders currently sitting above Atlético Madrid.
Group B table after Matchday 1.
June 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow
June 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Your Pride event doesn’t have pro wrestling? White Center rules
June 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Drove through the small town of Gorst today. Their welcome to town sign is a mural of a traffic jam.
May 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A great moment in Wikipedia, from the Lambrini Girls page-
The band performed its first show in May 2019 and took their name from a brand of perry described by Ludovic Hunter-Tilney of the Financial Times as "aimed at the undiscriminating female drinker" and by Lunny as "toilet wine for sluts".
May 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Echo echo echo
May 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
I  know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A big rule is if you are younger than me you aren’t allowed to die. KEVIN, you have violated this rule in a big way and I hate it.
May 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This friggen guy
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trying to drive hands free but Siri refuses to play Cuntology 101
May 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Seattle Sounders have entered their Moose phase.
May 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Working on a clients condo today and the cops were breaking up a small encampment. Walked down the back alley and a Sheriff was pounding on an apt door with and eviction notice. We’re doing great.
May 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And the local police got bazookas
If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”
April 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM