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sociology phd 👥🎓 data engineer 📉🧑🏻‍💻 american soccer analysis ⚽️ up the fucking pids
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This is incorrect but the only respectable pie opinions I’ve seen on this site today
fuck it, I've had a good run. the only good pie is quiche.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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If this is what it looks like, this is a live third amendment issue. The third amendment has always been my favorite amendment, but largely because it never came up.
Idk if I'm right. Here's what I think I'm seeing:

Police are using her lawn as a staging area. She wants them off. The say she's obstructing them and they'll arrest her. She keeps repeating that it's her property and she won't let them on it without a warrant.

They stay!
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Great urgency in reviewing Epstein files. Then silence for three months. Then the July 6 “nothing to see here” memo.

Wonder what they found that led to panicked silence then attempted cover up?
The docs also reveal the number of hours the FBI devoted to the project, which required some agents to work nights and weekends. The FBI paid personnel $851,344 in overtime for working on the Epstein files between March 17 and March 22.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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still a cherry dude, you only got 5 training jumps in. The 1st Sgt had sauntered over, a Vietnam veteran ex-Ranger to listen to the welcome speech and both TC and I hear him mutter 'motherfucker" at the hardcore comment. Hegseth, anecdotally, is that 2nd Lt.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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It was a lover and his lass,
With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
That o’er the green corn-field did pass,
In spring time, the only pretty ring time,
When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding,
Sweet lovers love the spring.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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🚨We analyzed 138 million geocoded property tax records to quantify how municipal boundaries spatially overlap onto economic segregation in every US metro area—creating disparities in localities’ ability to fund public goods. And we made an interactive map of our results! [1/16]
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think everyone has a shortlist of Break In Case Cool Zone countries in their heads and folks, the UK is not on that fucking list
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Charlie Brown, and you must atone!
you’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill, charlie brown
I didn’t come here to fuck around, I come here to smoke, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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with alt text. important knowledge for every american
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Well woman the way the time cold, I wanna be keep in’ you warm
I got the right temperature fi shelter you from the storm
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Many great legal scholars. In, uh, Canada. You haven’t heard of them.
President insists his word is the one and only law in this land.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Love that this implies the existence of 3 more shadow arcgenders
The three genders: sine, cosine, tangent
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”

www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’s gonna come out he was trying to get to a U.S. embassy huh
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.

We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.

washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What the fucking fuck!!!!!!!
Sources: MLS has drastically scaled back its hiring policy around front office and coaching positions. The league has eliminated its minority interview requirements and many of the enforcement mechanisms surrounding those mandates. More details here.

www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Sources: MLS trims 'Rooney Rule' hiring policies
Major League Soccer has drastically altered its hiring policy around front office and coaching positions by eliminating its minority interview requirements and many of the enforcement mechanisms surro...
www.espn.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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the key to overcoming imposter syndrome lies not in understanding that you're better than this but in accepting that everyone else is worse than this
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is me in every meeting someone uses an acronym (it’s gov, we have soooooooo many fucking acronyms)
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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one of the underrated factors for the rise in scamming across U.S. society is the death of local media.
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
Fond memories of that time Mike Johnson was president of a local law school that never opened its doors, in part because it was attached to a Baptist college that was losing its accreditation, and in part because it was always a scam from the start
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM