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The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
March 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
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If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
November 9, 2024 at 1:35 AM
If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […]
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February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
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(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
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i think opponents of trump also have to resist the temptation of intellectualizing his outbursts or attributing them to some recognizable goal. the fact is that trump is obsessed with greenland because it is big on a map. he wants canada because it is also big on a map. that's it.
January 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i think opponents of trump also have to resist the temptation of intellectualizing his outbursts or attributing them to some recognizable goal. the fact is that trump is obsessed with greenland because it is big on a map. he wants canada because it is also big on a map. that's it.
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MOVIE EXEC: what do you have for me today
ME: It’s an epic crossover
MOVIE EXEC: ok I guess
ME: Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage
MOVIE EXEC: *yawns*
ME: the Grinch who stole the Declaration of Independence
MOVIE EXEC: here is one of those comically large checks for one billion dollars
ME: It’s an epic crossover
MOVIE EXEC: ok I guess
ME: Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage
MOVIE EXEC: *yawns*
ME: the Grinch who stole the Declaration of Independence
MOVIE EXEC: here is one of those comically large checks for one billion dollars
December 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
MOVIE EXEC: what do you have for me today
ME: It’s an epic crossover
MOVIE EXEC: ok I guess
ME: Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage
MOVIE EXEC: *yawns*
ME: the Grinch who stole the Declaration of Independence
MOVIE EXEC: here is one of those comically large checks for one billion dollars
ME: It’s an epic crossover
MOVIE EXEC: ok I guess
ME: Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage
MOVIE EXEC: *yawns*
ME: the Grinch who stole the Declaration of Independence
MOVIE EXEC: here is one of those comically large checks for one billion dollars
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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it is no longer accurate to call the dodgers the west coast yankees. instead we will begin calling the yankees the east coast padres
December 9, 2024 at 1:01 PM
it is no longer accurate to call the dodgers the west coast yankees. instead we will begin calling the yankees the east coast padres
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love when tofu has great posture and wraps his tail around his feets
December 3, 2024 at 9:46 PM
love when tofu has great posture and wraps his tail around his feets
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Watching Knives Out like we do every Thanksgiving and every year I become more convinced that it is the greatest film ever made
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Watching Knives Out like we do every Thanksgiving and every year I become more convinced that it is the greatest film ever made
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Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
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The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
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