Bob Smith
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Bob Smith
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For comparison, this is Christopher Anderson's photography when he's NOT trolling for everything he's worth. Every choice made in the photos of this administration is a choice. It's fucking art, is what it is.
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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This is actual anti-semitism, and whether he knows the origin of “covetous Jew” or not he needs to apologize and put in the work to realize just how harmful something like that stereotype is
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Me at 7 years old leaving the nicest restaurant I’ve ever been to:
Oh shit y'all... I've gotten into the Andes Mints.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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this made my soul ache
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”

Beast mode shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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DJ Moore on two-TD game: About damn time.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
DJ Moore on two-TD game: About damn time
Bears wide receiver DJ Moore was a much bigger factor in Week 15 than he was in Week 14.
www.nbcsports.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Standing on the turnbuckle with my hand cupped around my ear as the crowd screams IS? THAT? GOOD?
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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On the plane, guy next to me taps the screen in the seat in front of him, loads up Jurassic World Rebirth, and slides the timeline tracker 3/4ths of the way through, and just starts watching without headphones.

Me: Oh have you seen this movie before?

Him: No.
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Eight months ago vs today. 🤡

@atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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a person making six figures has more in common with someone who is destitute than they do with a billionaire
There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.

The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.
I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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if you still use twitter you support white supremacy
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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i am dying laughing at the malort advent calendar
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM