Gabe Graziani
@gabegraziani.bsky.social
I'm Gabe Graziani, former community management manager guy at some videogame companies. Opinions = mine, he/him
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Gabe Graziani
@gabegraziani.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Welcome cool kids! I'm Gabe Graziani, currently Senior Lead of Community for EA Games (everything but Sports, Mobile and Apex), but you might know me from my near decade as the Assassin's Creed CM.
I am glad you are here!
I am glad you are here!
My wife, to me at approximately 8:25am this morning:
Are you aware that it is only 8:25am and you have said "pound cake" under your breath at least six times?
Me, in direct reply:
Ahhh, I have a song I want you to hear...
Are you aware that it is only 8:25am and you have said "pound cake" under your breath at least six times?
Me, in direct reply:
Ahhh, I have a song I want you to hear...
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My wife, to me at approximately 8:25am this morning:
Are you aware that it is only 8:25am and you have said "pound cake" under your breath at least six times?
Me, in direct reply:
Ahhh, I have a song I want you to hear...
Are you aware that it is only 8:25am and you have said "pound cake" under your breath at least six times?
Me, in direct reply:
Ahhh, I have a song I want you to hear...
That's actually the main thing it does...
Time travel is, in fact, super easy and happens all on its own without you doing anything (in the standard direction we're all familiar with). It's not even that difficult to calculate where things were or will be.
The tricky part is the teleportation.
Time travel is, in fact, super easy and happens all on its own without you doing anything (in the standard direction we're all familiar with). It's not even that difficult to calculate where things were or will be.
The tricky part is the teleportation.
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That's actually the main thing it does...
Time travel is, in fact, super easy and happens all on its own without you doing anything (in the standard direction we're all familiar with). It's not even that difficult to calculate where things were or will be.
The tricky part is the teleportation.
Time travel is, in fact, super easy and happens all on its own without you doing anything (in the standard direction we're all familiar with). It's not even that difficult to calculate where things were or will be.
The tricky part is the teleportation.
People are not joking about the music in Dispatch.
I love the hacking, characters (both acting and writing), but I didn't expect to have to get up out of my chair and bounce around during the credits!
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVi...
I love the hacking, characters (both acting and writing), but I didn't expect to have to get up out of my chair and bounce around during the credits!
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVi...
POUND CAKE
YouTube video by THOT SQUAD - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
People are not joking about the music in Dispatch.
I love the hacking, characters (both acting and writing), but I didn't expect to have to get up out of my chair and bounce around during the credits!
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVi...
I love the hacking, characters (both acting and writing), but I didn't expect to have to get up out of my chair and bounce around during the credits!
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVi...
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Happy to announce that my debut novel, The Halter, is now available for preorder.
You’ll find it at all major online outlets, but if you can pre-order it from an indie shop near you, please support your local folks instead.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ha...
You’ll find it at all major online outlets, but if you can pre-order it from an indie shop near you, please support your local folks instead.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ha...
The Halter
Combining the inventive worldbuilding of Philip K. Dick and the elegiac longing of Raymond Chandler and for fans of Ready Player One and Rabbits, T...
www.simonandschuster.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Happy to announce that my debut novel, The Halter, is now available for preorder.
You’ll find it at all major online outlets, but if you can pre-order it from an indie shop near you, please support your local folks instead.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ha...
You’ll find it at all major online outlets, but if you can pre-order it from an indie shop near you, please support your local folks instead.
www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ha...
The response to this dude is simple:
"Oh, yeah, okay... I hear that you would have a difficult time raising the money to build in NYC and, y'know, that's fine, not everyone can do that. I thought I was talking to a billionaire but I guess we got the wrong guy in here. Have a nice day!"
"Oh, yeah, okay... I hear that you would have a difficult time raising the money to build in NYC and, y'know, that's fine, not everyone can do that. I thought I was talking to a billionaire but I guess we got the wrong guy in here. Have a nice day!"
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The response to this dude is simple:
"Oh, yeah, okay... I hear that you would have a difficult time raising the money to build in NYC and, y'know, that's fine, not everyone can do that. I thought I was talking to a billionaire but I guess we got the wrong guy in here. Have a nice day!"
"Oh, yeah, okay... I hear that you would have a difficult time raising the money to build in NYC and, y'know, that's fine, not everyone can do that. I thought I was talking to a billionaire but I guess we got the wrong guy in here. Have a nice day!"
Rolled credits on "It Takes a War" after reading this review and can confirm this is the best way to do it unless you go in completely blind.
Great stuff! Relevant and transfixing.
Great stuff! Relevant and transfixing.
Had a lovely afternoon reading this great little review, learning about a game I had never heard of, then playing said game. Games writing! It's good! (And so is "It Takes a War")
The ultra realistic graphic and pure combat of It Takes a War have to experienced to be believed.
www.rogue.site/editorials/i...
www.rogue.site/editorials/i...
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Rolled credits on "It Takes a War" after reading this review and can confirm this is the best way to do it unless you go in completely blind.
Great stuff! Relevant and transfixing.
Great stuff! Relevant and transfixing.
On that Dispatch hype and it's SOOOOOOO good!!
Only finished the first episode, but I'm extremely grateful to my feed for outlining the gameplay and drawing the Telltale similarities so I could sit back and enjoy the narrative!
Only finished the first episode, but I'm extremely grateful to my feed for outlining the gameplay and drawing the Telltale similarities so I could sit back and enjoy the narrative!
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
On that Dispatch hype and it's SOOOOOOO good!!
Only finished the first episode, but I'm extremely grateful to my feed for outlining the gameplay and drawing the Telltale similarities so I could sit back and enjoy the narrative!
Only finished the first episode, but I'm extremely grateful to my feed for outlining the gameplay and drawing the Telltale similarities so I could sit back and enjoy the narrative!
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
Hippo undefeated!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Hippo undefeated!!!
It's so bizarre that the gloating of democrats is like, "LMAO, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE MORE ACCESS TO HEALTH CARE AND PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION LOSERS!!!" and the republican gloating is like, "we're rounding you up for the camps." Just seems weird seeing what's coming through on the ol' feed tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It's so bizarre that the gloating of democrats is like, "LMAO, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE MORE ACCESS TO HEALTH CARE AND PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION LOSERS!!!" and the republican gloating is like, "we're rounding you up for the camps." Just seems weird seeing what's coming through on the ol' feed tonight.
I don't use block lists, partially because I don't want to block people by mistake, but mostly because nothing on this earth can come close to the ultimate exhilaration of staring directly into a profile's eyes as you click the button to banish them into the infinite forever.
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I don't use block lists, partially because I don't want to block people by mistake, but mostly because nothing on this earth can come close to the ultimate exhilaration of staring directly into a profile's eyes as you click the button to banish them into the infinite forever.
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Happy one year to Veilguard. I love this game and I hope all the devs and members of the community council that made it possible have a day of peace and fond memories 🫶 here’s some old sketches and ideas I plan to come back to one day soon
#dragonage #datv
#dragonage #datv
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy one year to Veilguard. I love this game and I hope all the devs and members of the community council that made it possible have a day of peace and fond memories 🫶 here’s some old sketches and ideas I plan to come back to one day soon
#dragonage #datv
#dragonage #datv
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Cosmic Star Heroine is a delight! Highly recommended.
Lots of big sales on our games for the Steam Scream! Get Cosmic Star Heroine, This Way Madness Lies, Cthulhu Saves the World/Christmas off at very heavy discounts! Please spread the word.
store.steampowered.com/search?term=...
store.steampowered.com/search?term=...
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Cosmic Star Heroine is a delight! Highly recommended.
Considering Robert's own activism, this is a profoundly solid endorsement.
i can't claim to know Kat as well as I'd like but there's never been a shred of doubt in my mind that she believes what she says and is willing to put her body on the line for that belief. I admire her.
Kat Abugazeh’s campaign has crossed a threshold where the risk she’s taking is significant enough and the actions admirable enough I sorta am past caring if it’s a publicity stunt/brand building exercise or not, it’s still brave and worthy of respect.
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Considering Robert's own activism, this is a profoundly solid endorsement.
Meanwhile, Montreal exists.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Meanwhile, Montreal exists.
I have been an American consumer long enough that the Buffalo Style Chicken Pizza flavored Totino's Ramen Noodles arouse no curiosity - there is no way it can fulfill the promises it is making with all of those descriptors and to believe it might is inviting disappointment into my life.
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have been an American consumer long enough that the Buffalo Style Chicken Pizza flavored Totino's Ramen Noodles arouse no curiosity - there is no way it can fulfill the promises it is making with all of those descriptors and to believe it might is inviting disappointment into my life.
I mean... as I was saying...
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the start of the Battlefield battle royale intro video is. uh
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I mean... as I was saying...
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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One of my kid’s closest friends is a wheelchair user who desperately needs a motorized chair in order move more freely, as her disability effects her wrists and elbows - meaning her current push chair limits her independence. Please consider donating!!!
justgiving.com/campaign/sop...
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Sophia's Drama
We are fundraising for specialist equipment.
justgiving.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
One of my kid’s closest friends is a wheelchair user who desperately needs a motorized chair in order move more freely, as her disability effects her wrists and elbows - meaning her current push chair limits her independence. Please consider donating!!!
justgiving.com/campaign/sop...
justgiving.com/campaign/sop...
AOC moonlighting in waste management.
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
Gaines: I want to challenge AOC to a debate.
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
AOC moonlighting in waste management.
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Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.
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[Disclosure: Game provided by developer]
Hey folks, just spent all night playing Deep Space Exploitation, a very fun little pixelart asteroid mining game, so adding this to my curator page with a big thumbs up. Honestly, glad I made time for this, it's neat!👍
store.steampowered.com/app/3656660/...
Hey folks, just spent all night playing Deep Space Exploitation, a very fun little pixelart asteroid mining game, so adding this to my curator page with a big thumbs up. Honestly, glad I made time for this, it's neat!👍
store.steampowered.com/app/3656660/...
Deep Space Exploitation on Steam
Deep Space Exploitation is a space mining game featuring 2D physics, fully destructible asteroids, and a story of survival under an exploitative corporation. Use your equipment wisely, upgrade your sh...
store.steampowered.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
[Disclosure: Game provided by developer]
Hey folks, just spent all night playing Deep Space Exploitation, a very fun little pixelart asteroid mining game, so adding this to my curator page with a big thumbs up. Honestly, glad I made time for this, it's neat!👍
store.steampowered.com/app/3656660/...
Hey folks, just spent all night playing Deep Space Exploitation, a very fun little pixelart asteroid mining game, so adding this to my curator page with a big thumbs up. Honestly, glad I made time for this, it's neat!👍
store.steampowered.com/app/3656660/...
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Want a chance to win all four Magic: The Gathering®—FINAL FANTASY Commander Deck COLLECTORS EDITION boxes?
Every $10 donated through me or any Cascadian Gamer to help kids get the medical care they need gets you a chance to win them or some other awesome prize, like a console!
bit.ly/CGELGlenn25
Every $10 donated through me or any Cascadian Gamer to help kids get the medical care they need gets you a chance to win them or some other awesome prize, like a console!
bit.ly/CGELGlenn25
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Want a chance to win all four Magic: The Gathering®—FINAL FANTASY Commander Deck COLLECTORS EDITION boxes?
Every $10 donated through me or any Cascadian Gamer to help kids get the medical care they need gets you a chance to win them or some other awesome prize, like a console!
bit.ly/CGELGlenn25
Every $10 donated through me or any Cascadian Gamer to help kids get the medical care they need gets you a chance to win them or some other awesome prize, like a console!
bit.ly/CGELGlenn25
Don't put in the newspaper that I was mad... save that shit for the gram.
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Don't put in the newspaper that I was mad... save that shit for the gram.
I bought one at Toys R Us (RIP) in San Francisco with SSX and Orphan: Scion of Sorcery (they did not have Armored Core 2 for some reason).
The PlayStation 2 launched in the U.S. 25 years ago today.
October 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I bought one at Toys R Us (RIP) in San Francisco with SSX and Orphan: Scion of Sorcery (they did not have Armored Core 2 for some reason).