Alice Lastname
@beefenroni.bsky.social
26, midnight louse.
the ball is rolling up!!
the ball is rolling up!!
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
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Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.
Not my mom talking to my uncle on the phone right next to me and saying one of my accomplishments this year was losing weight.
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Not my mom talking to my uncle on the phone right next to me and saying one of my accomplishments this year was losing weight.
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people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
Just remembered Rob Reiner made one of my favorite movies as a kid, Flipped!
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just remembered Rob Reiner made one of my favorite movies as a kid, Flipped!
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I just think it would be a better country if our president could write words of condolences for a beloved director that were as warm and kind as those he wrote for a despised pedophile
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I just think it would be a better country if our president could write words of condolences for a beloved director that were as warm and kind as those he wrote for a despised pedophile
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1732
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1732
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Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Don’t come into my home and say the grinch is homophobic. he was raised by two elderly lesbians!!!! it’s canon!!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Don’t come into my home and say the grinch is homophobic. he was raised by two elderly lesbians!!!! it’s canon!!!
My vet charged me almost $500 for an appointment I cancelled 4 days in advance. They claim because I didn't cancel 1 week in advance they deserve half the deposit. Capitalism is a fucking disease and I am fucking sick of it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My vet charged me almost $500 for an appointment I cancelled 4 days in advance. They claim because I didn't cancel 1 week in advance they deserve half the deposit. Capitalism is a fucking disease and I am fucking sick of it.
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The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored all previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge
"Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."
"Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."
ALA welcomes reinstatement of all federal IMLS grants to libraries
Today, the American Library Association (ALA) greeted an announcement by the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) that it had reinstated all the agency’s grants.
www.ala.org
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored all previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge
"Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."
"Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."
Watched a doc on the russian revolution now the Stalin x Trotsky yaoi edits make sense
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Watched a doc on the russian revolution now the Stalin x Trotsky yaoi edits make sense
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
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“This film was wilfully made for humans, by humans… F*** AI.”
— Guillermo del Toro while accepting the Vanguard Tribute Award for ‘Frankenstein’ at the Gotham Awards.
— Guillermo del Toro while accepting the Vanguard Tribute Award for ‘Frankenstein’ at the Gotham Awards.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“This film was wilfully made for humans, by humans… F*** AI.”
— Guillermo del Toro while accepting the Vanguard Tribute Award for ‘Frankenstein’ at the Gotham Awards.
— Guillermo del Toro while accepting the Vanguard Tribute Award for ‘Frankenstein’ at the Gotham Awards.
Need this (had two in the last few days)
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Need this (had two in the last few days)
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If a company emails me after I unsubscribed they should have to pay me five dollars
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If a company emails me after I unsubscribed they should have to pay me five dollars
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Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
My dad blamed me breaking my back this summer on why we aren’t using the free vacation his company gifted him 👍🏻🤪🫠
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My dad blamed me breaking my back this summer on why we aren’t using the free vacation his company gifted him 👍🏻🤪🫠
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November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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I think someone should redacted redacted redacted openai redacted sam altman redacted redacted with a redacted and anyone defending them with a redacted
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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