Certified Beef
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There will be zero thought to posting, there's no time for that. Impulse only.
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
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December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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Tiny Tim implies the existence of Enormous Tim
December 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Tiny Tim implies the existence of Enormous Tim
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"My catboy is 6'2"" You're a coward. Pathetic. Weak. He's a five foot king and you throw that away in pursuit of what? Traditional masculinity? Hes a catboy. You already lost. No matter how oily you make his skin, no matter how many solid black tattoos you add. He's still a fucking catboy.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"My catboy is 6'2"" You're a coward. Pathetic. Weak. He's a five foot king and you throw that away in pursuit of what? Traditional masculinity? Hes a catboy. You already lost. No matter how oily you make his skin, no matter how many solid black tattoos you add. He's still a fucking catboy.
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This one is art.
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This one is art.
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I love photography.
December 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I love photography.
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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the land raider and land speeder aren't called that because they go over land
they're called that because they were invented by a guy named arkhan land.
dees favorite joke about this is the emperor is named jimmy space and those are his space marines
they're called that because they were invented by a guy named arkhan land.
dees favorite joke about this is the emperor is named jimmy space and those are his space marines
One of my favorite brick stupid 40k things is that the Ultramarines aren't "ultra marines," they're called that because they are from a place called Ultramar
Glad the Ultramarines are finally getting to be in a game
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the land raider and land speeder aren't called that because they go over land
they're called that because they were invented by a guy named arkhan land.
dees favorite joke about this is the emperor is named jimmy space and those are his space marines
they're called that because they were invented by a guy named arkhan land.
dees favorite joke about this is the emperor is named jimmy space and those are his space marines
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my stupid chud son, the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name Arthas
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
my stupid chud son, the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name Arthas
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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forsaken toilet. what the hell, sure
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
forsaken toilet. what the hell, sure
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wish him luck on his journey
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
wish him luck on his journey
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