Mike Beckstrand
beckstrand.bsky.social
Mike Beckstrand
@beckstrand.bsky.social
Research Methodologist @ UMN, CLA.
Saint Paulite, YIMBY urbanist, ebiker, dad.
MNUFC fan & MLS sicko. COYL. he/him.
In sum, MLS is "Prioritizing the exponential financialization of the sport at the direct cost of fan experience: enshittification. It’s taking American soccer, something built on communities, built by fans creating unique atmospheres, and it’s sucking the blood out of it...and repackaging it."
Father, forgive me, for I have spent the morning ranting about MLS and the enshittification of soccer
wburdine.substack.com/p/mls-change...
MLS Changes the Calendar
Whither the fan?
wburdine.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by Mike Beckstrand
Every case i see for “mls growth” prioritizes wealth at the expense of fans. Bigger franchises fees, more money, more subscriptions, more private equity.
Nothing involved with growing the game apparently involves actual fans who make the game unique.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by Mike Beckstrand
WE call ourselves smug, Y’ALL don’t get to call us smug! But this paragraph is gonna have me fist-pumping all damn day:

(archive today version: archive.is/OcaC9 )
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Once again, Jamelle Bouie is "the exception the proves the rule" that the NYT has capitulated.

Honest reporting doesn't save for the Opinion section: "this isn’t an ordinary moment. The president is openly lawless...This extraordinary reality calls for something different."

Gift link in reply.
Opinion | Democrats Sure Taught Trump a Lesson
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Will we sober up at some point after Son puts a hat trick up against us in the Conference Finals? Sure, but hey man, the darkness comes for us all and I’m gonna ride this rocket into the sun!"

Grateful for the rocket fuel this past Saturday. Truly Champagne (of Beers) stuff.

#COYL
I broke down and I talked about Minnesota United and how f*cking dumb fun they are and how outside pundits don't get it. open.substack.com/pub/wburdine...
Champagne of Beers Soccer
We need to talk about the Loons
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The never ending fight of the Loons against all odds brought me joy.

And against Seattle, to boot!

#MNUFC #COYL #MLSCupPlayoffs
a man in a blue suit is laughing with his mouth wide open
Alt: a man in a blue suit is laughing with his mouth wide open. luthen rael from the star wars series andor
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reposted by Mike Beckstrand
This match had everything! Nightmare beginning, red card, Sounders flopping like salmon, set pieces, more fucking set pieces, goalkeeper sub, Gene and Duggan (??) making pens, post and crossbar knocking balls in and out, goalkeeper scoring, shit talking by both sides, Loons sending Sea home! #MNUFC
a man on a snl show says " la 's hottest club the dmv this place has everything "
Alt: Stefan says " la 's hottest club the dmv this place has everything "
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Member when Seattle was up 2-0 in the 10th and up a man for most of the game, but still has to go to penalties.

I will.

#MNUFC
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is hilarious #MNUFC
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Inside of me there are two wolves.

Or: somehow my job of late is doing both of these things.
A thing about AI in higher ed right now is that half of us are scrambling to deal with the implosion of our information environment that broke reading/writing/source verification, while the other half is trying to achieve a massive institutional buy-in of the very thing that's causing the implosion
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This new package slaps.
Do you teach #rstats? Do your students complain about how lame and old-fashioned dplyr is? Don't worry: I have the solution for you: github.com/hadley/genzp....

genzplyr is dplyr, but bussin fr fr no cap.
GitHub - hadley/genzplyr: dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap
dplyr but make it bussin fr fr no cap. Contribute to hadley/genzplyr development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Fantastic explanation of St. Paul's #RankedChoiceVoting reallocation process inside.

eg: "...voted for Chen first, Hilborn second, Dullinger third & Koahly fourth. Their ballot would effectively “transfer” from Chen to Hilborn, then from Hilborn to Dullinger, finally from Dullinger to Kaohly."
How Koahly Her surpassed Melvin Carter to win the mayor's race, even after landing just 34% of all precincts on the first ballot. Key take-aways: she gained 10 percentage points as other challengers fell, and split downtown. www.twincities.com/2025/11/05/r...
Ranked choice voting: How Kaohly Her surpassed Melvin Carter
Carter won 66% of the city’s precincts and was the top vote-getter with 41% of the vote, but still lost the race after ballot reallocation.
www.twincities.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🧵 Ranked Choice Voting is Wonderful Even When my Preferred Candidate Loses: a thread (and meta-level takeaway from the St. Paul Mayoral election ...that also applies across the river to that other place they call Minneapolis)
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Appreciate the new speed from Ramsey county in tabulating RCV!

St Paul will have a new mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
As I wait for St Paul to finish counting, huge shoutout to my home for nearly a decade, Syracuse NY for finally electing it's first black mayor!

Go 'cuse
Sharon Owens elected mayor of Syracuse
Owens, the city’s deputy mayor under current Mayor Ben Walsh, is the second woman and first Black mayor-elect in Syracuse.
dailyorange.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Happy Election Day St. Paul!

#YesForSPPS
#VoteYesTwice
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Mike Beckstrand
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Chicago Fire starting quick with their When Playing Out of the Back Goes Wrong submission

#MLSCupPlayoffs #WPIOOTBGW
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Agree with this thorough summary!

Being able to share saved me from writing more to some folk in my circles, too, so cheers to that.
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by Mike Beckstrand
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Reposted by Mike Beckstrand
SHORT VERSION: I’m voting yes on both ballot questions & @melvincarter.bsky.social for Mayor.

LONG VERSION: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not too much shifting in this Fall 2025 #MLS Salary Release, with #MNUFC still at #26 and standing out with their minimal spend on the top of the roster. 1/
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reposted by Mike Beckstrand
It’s Minnesota week in #50StatesofSoccer!

We wanna hear from all of you in the North Star State!
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"(PRO) responded to two written questions on the situation, saying “level of force was not enough to warrant a foul, and (Hlongwane) had a clear opportunity to shoot on goal. The contact did not rise to the level of a penalty kick and red card offense.” "
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM