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@pocan.house.gov 3rd month in a row that Ive said “this is the biggest electric bill we’ve ever gotten”… perhaps it’s time to start hammering down on this 😉
September 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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If Bluesky is the kind of echo chamber where I don’t have to see people laughing and cheering about immigrants being fed to alligators, I’m fine with that.
July 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🥳
June 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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"Microplastics" is just the English word for "midi-chlorians." Ingest as many as you possibly can if you want to save the Galaxy
June 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The level of corruption is simply unfathomable
May 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That was my favorite half inning in years. #StlCards
May 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Starting an online petition to make the #StlCards alternate road blue caps permanent.
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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A thing I think is kind of messed up is that we’ve stopped considering ‘being evil’ to be a moral failing in a person
May 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
May 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Drop some cowboy hats
May 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
On Friday we Dance 💃 🪩 🕺
Let’s see those moves
May 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the number of letters in your first name:

Pope Snickerdoodle IV

Oh boy 😬
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the number of letters in your first name:

Pope Popeye’s Chicken Tenders III
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the number of letters in your first name:

Pope Chocolate VIII
May 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Solid action thriller… I give it a 7.2/10
May 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Buzzard world I agree with Rand Paul but here we are
May 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I'd say you gotta fight like hell but you actually don't have to fight trump that hard. He crumbles extremely easily. The only way he wins is if you don't fight him at all and buy into some bullshit about how fighting him actually makes him stronger
May 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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3. Imposing damaging tariffs.
4. Violating First Amendment rights.
5. Creating an unlawful office.
6. Dismissing criminal cases of donors.
7. Denying due process and other constitutional violations.

This is not normal. Impeachment is how we fight back.

I will always defend the Constitution!
April 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The President is attacking me because I filed Articles of Impeachment, asking “What the hell did I do?”

It's all in my seven articles of impeachment:
1. Defying a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling.
2. Dismantling federal agencies.
April 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Amazing how so on point Andor is.
April 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
April 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The default Dem position should be that nothing under Trump is valid.

Trump didn't honor his predecessors' agreements. He didn't even honor his own trade agreements. He didn't honor Congressional appropriations. He doesn't follow laws.

Clean slate. If you rely on him, your loss.
Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”
April 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM