Beachfox
@beachfox.bsky.social
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Shows Up in Surprising Places
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Shows Up in Surprising Places
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Fun fact: Kpop Demon Hunters was made by Sony, who thought it would flop, so it was sold to Netflix completely for $25 million. No one expected it to do very well.
So no one had a merchandising plan in place, which takes a LONG time to set up.
So no one had a merchandising plan in place, which takes a LONG time to set up.
Who else is half panicking because they had their 5yo write a letter to Santa and, naively, assumed that Huntrix dolls would be widely available? Y'all, none of the name brands will have anything before next year (for Mattel, it looks like at least October 2026).
Im going handmade but wtf?!
Im going handmade but wtf?!
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fun fact: Kpop Demon Hunters was made by Sony, who thought it would flop, so it was sold to Netflix completely for $25 million. No one expected it to do very well.
So no one had a merchandising plan in place, which takes a LONG time to set up.
So no one had a merchandising plan in place, which takes a LONG time to set up.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Elon Musk: da nine books that everyone should read are
9) Brainology: The Secret Science of Ensmartification
8) Numbers: What Numerals Get Wrong about Integers
7) Future Time Now: How Silicon Valley Makes Yesterday's Present into Tomorrow's Past
9) Brainology: The Secret Science of Ensmartification
8) Numbers: What Numerals Get Wrong about Integers
7) Future Time Now: How Silicon Valley Makes Yesterday's Present into Tomorrow's Past
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Elon Musk: da nine books that everyone should read are
9) Brainology: The Secret Science of Ensmartification
8) Numbers: What Numerals Get Wrong about Integers
7) Future Time Now: How Silicon Valley Makes Yesterday's Present into Tomorrow's Past
9) Brainology: The Secret Science of Ensmartification
8) Numbers: What Numerals Get Wrong about Integers
7) Future Time Now: How Silicon Valley Makes Yesterday's Present into Tomorrow's Past
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CAN PEOPLE PLEASE FUCKING USE THE ACTUAL WORDS WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP EPSTEIN SITUATION?
He's not a "p-word", he's a pedophile
He did not "S A" people, he RAPED, he MOLESTED, he SEXUALLY ASSAULTED them.
He didn't possibly "unalive" Epstein. He HAD HIM MURDERED
Enough with the Tiktok lingo
He's not a "p-word", he's a pedophile
He did not "S A" people, he RAPED, he MOLESTED, he SEXUALLY ASSAULTED them.
He didn't possibly "unalive" Epstein. He HAD HIM MURDERED
Enough with the Tiktok lingo
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
CAN PEOPLE PLEASE FUCKING USE THE ACTUAL WORDS WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP EPSTEIN SITUATION?
He's not a "p-word", he's a pedophile
He did not "S A" people, he RAPED, he MOLESTED, he SEXUALLY ASSAULTED them.
He didn't possibly "unalive" Epstein. He HAD HIM MURDERED
Enough with the Tiktok lingo
He's not a "p-word", he's a pedophile
He did not "S A" people, he RAPED, he MOLESTED, he SEXUALLY ASSAULTED them.
He didn't possibly "unalive" Epstein. He HAD HIM MURDERED
Enough with the Tiktok lingo
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Trying to think up as many hypnotic triggers as I can...
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Trying to think up as many hypnotic triggers as I can...
Me: *sexually harassing a thick fatbutted bearboy on Youtube*
Unrepentant: *judgmentally* Chubby chaster.
Me: Uh, yeah? Of course I am. They're chubby. They can't outrun me!
Unrepentant: *judgmentally* Chubby chaster.
Me: Uh, yeah? Of course I am. They're chubby. They can't outrun me!
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Me: *sexually harassing a thick fatbutted bearboy on Youtube*
Unrepentant: *judgmentally* Chubby chaster.
Me: Uh, yeah? Of course I am. They're chubby. They can't outrun me!
Unrepentant: *judgmentally* Chubby chaster.
Me: Uh, yeah? Of course I am. They're chubby. They can't outrun me!
I have to wonder if there's a parody account of "Boy Mom" posts but with the genders flipped.
"Girl Dads"
"I know my darling little angel will never find a husband as good as her dad, but I'll also never find a wife as good as her." *picture of a 45 yo man kissing a 8 yo girl full on the lips*
"Girl Dads"
"I know my darling little angel will never find a husband as good as her dad, but I'll also never find a wife as good as her." *picture of a 45 yo man kissing a 8 yo girl full on the lips*
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I have to wonder if there's a parody account of "Boy Mom" posts but with the genders flipped.
"Girl Dads"
"I know my darling little angel will never find a husband as good as her dad, but I'll also never find a wife as good as her." *picture of a 45 yo man kissing a 8 yo girl full on the lips*
"Girl Dads"
"I know my darling little angel will never find a husband as good as her dad, but I'll also never find a wife as good as her." *picture of a 45 yo man kissing a 8 yo girl full on the lips*
Ah. In the business, we call that a “Reverse Mr. Burns”
Seems like a good way to accidentally “ant under a magnifying glass” yourself but I’m no science knowing guy.
"The beam reflected by these satellites is very intense, four times brighter than the full Moon."
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ah. In the business, we call that a “Reverse Mr. Burns”
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“Queer people never block in video games. They’ll dodge, but they do not block” is something I had never heard before today and yet it is definitely how I play video games, so…
a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard is giving a thumbs up and saying `` you got me there ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“Queer people never block in video games. They’ll dodge, but they do not block” is something I had never heard before today and yet it is definitely how I play video games, so…
From today's writing efforts. Working on the first meeting between Conrad and Hound! It's going well.
#TheCrimeAlleyKid #Batman #BatmanAdjacent #He'sThereInTheBackgroundBeatingUpArturo'sCoworkers
#TheCrimeAlleyKid #Batman #BatmanAdjacent #He'sThereInTheBackgroundBeatingUpArturo'sCoworkers
October 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
From today's writing efforts. Working on the first meeting between Conrad and Hound! It's going well.
#TheCrimeAlleyKid #Batman #BatmanAdjacent #He'sThereInTheBackgroundBeatingUpArturo'sCoworkers
#TheCrimeAlleyKid #Batman #BatmanAdjacent #He'sThereInTheBackgroundBeatingUpArturo'sCoworkers
October 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
October Daily Drawing Challenge idea:
For every day of October, draw something from a different October Daily Drawing Challenge.
Day 1: Inktober
Day 2: Orctober
Day 3: Goretober
Day 4: Drawlloween
Day 5: Voretober
and so forth.
For every day of October, draw something from a different October Daily Drawing Challenge.
Day 1: Inktober
Day 2: Orctober
Day 3: Goretober
Day 4: Drawlloween
Day 5: Voretober
and so forth.
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
October Daily Drawing Challenge idea:
For every day of October, draw something from a different October Daily Drawing Challenge.
Day 1: Inktober
Day 2: Orctober
Day 3: Goretober
Day 4: Drawlloween
Day 5: Voretober
and so forth.
For every day of October, draw something from a different October Daily Drawing Challenge.
Day 1: Inktober
Day 2: Orctober
Day 3: Goretober
Day 4: Drawlloween
Day 5: Voretober
and so forth.
I think the pharmacist has me clocked as a trans-boy. He gets adorably flustered about it, but it kinda feels like a stolen valor situation and I don't know how to gently break it to him that I'm actually 44, not 20-something, and am getting testosterone because my doctor's worried about my levels.
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think the pharmacist has me clocked as a trans-boy. He gets adorably flustered about it, but it kinda feels like a stolen valor situation and I don't know how to gently break it to him that I'm actually 44, not 20-something, and am getting testosterone because my doctor's worried about my levels.
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sorry champ this is bdsm, it can't file your accounts for you or fix your relationship with your father, the dom to sub ratio is crippling so you pick whoever shares your very niche interests, a 4 is the new 9, that's frank he's the only rope artist in 30 miles but he's really into transformers
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
sorry champ this is bdsm, it can't file your accounts for you or fix your relationship with your father, the dom to sub ratio is crippling so you pick whoever shares your very niche interests, a 4 is the new 9, that's frank he's the only rope artist in 30 miles but he's really into transformers
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Little known comics fact, Juggernaut is nicknamed "Juggs" because he has massive tits.
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Little known comics fact, Juggernaut is nicknamed "Juggs" because he has massive tits.
Surely I can't be the only one who thinks that [Dangerous] [Crow Boy] [Whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic] would be an absolute buckwild character to play in someone's Cypher System campaign? @montecookgames.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Surely I can't be the only one who thinks that [Dangerous] [Crow Boy] [Whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic] would be an absolute buckwild character to play in someone's Cypher System campaign? @montecookgames.com
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i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
*Group of four late-teens/early-20s walking past the porch towards the clubs, three fem, one masc*
Fem #1: "-just like with one of the girls I'm dating."
Masc: "-One- of the girls you're dating?"
Fem #2, Fem #1 (overlapping): "You heard her." "Did I -stutter-?"
Fem #3: *cackling*
Fem #1: "-just like with one of the girls I'm dating."
Masc: "-One- of the girls you're dating?"
Fem #2, Fem #1 (overlapping): "You heard her." "Did I -stutter-?"
Fem #3: *cackling*
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
*Group of four late-teens/early-20s walking past the porch towards the clubs, three fem, one masc*
Fem #1: "-just like with one of the girls I'm dating."
Masc: "-One- of the girls you're dating?"
Fem #2, Fem #1 (overlapping): "You heard her." "Did I -stutter-?"
Fem #3: *cackling*
Fem #1: "-just like with one of the girls I'm dating."
Masc: "-One- of the girls you're dating?"
Fem #2, Fem #1 (overlapping): "You heard her." "Did I -stutter-?"
Fem #3: *cackling*
The evidence in favor of Foxes-in-Love living in our walls and spying on us continues to grow.
September 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The evidence in favor of Foxes-in-Love living in our walls and spying on us continues to grow.
"Notices your bulge OWO what's this"
"If you read this you are gay lol"
Helldivers.
This guy committed a live-on-camera political assassination just to do a 4-chan level troll stunt on the whole country.
Right-wing edgelord memer on right-wing edgelord memer violence is getting out of hand.
"If you read this you are gay lol"
Helldivers.
This guy committed a live-on-camera political assassination just to do a 4-chan level troll stunt on the whole country.
Right-wing edgelord memer on right-wing edgelord memer violence is getting out of hand.
September 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Notices your bulge OWO what's this"
"If you read this you are gay lol"
Helldivers.
This guy committed a live-on-camera political assassination just to do a 4-chan level troll stunt on the whole country.
Right-wing edgelord memer on right-wing edgelord memer violence is getting out of hand.
"If you read this you are gay lol"
Helldivers.
This guy committed a live-on-camera political assassination just to do a 4-chan level troll stunt on the whole country.
Right-wing edgelord memer on right-wing edgelord memer violence is getting out of hand.
None of the Mr. Johnsons will return your call and Captain Chaos threatened to brick your deck if you ever tried logging on again.
What actually is the definition of "shadowbanned"? [Wrong answers only.]
shadowbanned should mean something way cooler and about wizards
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
None of the Mr. Johnsons will return your call and Captain Chaos threatened to brick your deck if you ever tried logging on again.
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Both of the following statements are true:
Murder is wrong, including the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Charlie Kirk was a truly evil human being who called for political violence against minority groups in public for many years, and called for the murder of all LGBTQ people in public.
Murder is wrong, including the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Charlie Kirk was a truly evil human being who called for political violence against minority groups in public for many years, and called for the murder of all LGBTQ people in public.
September 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Both of the following statements are true:
Murder is wrong, including the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Charlie Kirk was a truly evil human being who called for political violence against minority groups in public for many years, and called for the murder of all LGBTQ people in public.
Murder is wrong, including the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Charlie Kirk was a truly evil human being who called for political violence against minority groups in public for many years, and called for the murder of all LGBTQ people in public.
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The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things:
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
1. Cops are bad at their jobs
2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs