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Always makes me laugh how he signs off. Like we don’t know who the daft orange cunt is.
The malignant narcissist can’t stand America trying to have a peaceful Christmas without him.
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Only people between 28 and 50 get a licence for me.
We need to get old drivers off the roads. I’m a single issue voter at this point
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wendy? Is that you?
My husband annoyed me by demanding the clean dinner plates go in a certain order in the cupboard, so I stuck his toothbrush up my bum. Now I've given myself a terrible dischargey infection and it burns when I pee.
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This film is too good.
The 🇺🇸 American comedy horror film “YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN”
directed by Mel Brooks, starring
Gene Wilder, Cloris Leachman, Marty Feldman, Madeline Kahn, Teri Garr, Kenneth Mars, Richard Haydn and Gene Hackman was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1974

🎬 20th Century-Fox
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Reposted
The 🇺🇸 American comedy horror film “YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN”
directed by Mel Brooks, starring
Gene Wilder, Cloris Leachman, Marty Feldman, Madeline Kahn, Teri Garr, Kenneth Mars, Richard Haydn and Gene Hackman was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1974

🎬 20th Century-Fox
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is there a Nobel Piracy Prize?
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
He’s a corrupt racist bigot and the gammons love that. I don’t understand how middle of the road (ish) types think he’s any sort of solution.
"What is emerging about Nigel Farage is not a single stupid comment or heated moment. Former classmates are describing a pattern of behaviour. Not just a bully, but a racist bully of the ugliest kind, directing hatred at black and Jewish pupils as a kind of sport."
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
'If Nigel Farage's Racism Is Forgotten It Will Give Him Permission for Far Worse'
When someone tells you who they are, over and over again, it is wise to listen, argues Clive Lewis MP
bylinetimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Should’ve just reduced their allocation so those cunts could sit a bit further away from it.
Tottenham Hotspur don’t shoot yourself in the dick challenge impossible.
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I think TV requirements is number one.
After the 2026 World Cup draw was made, the schedulers got to work — and @henrybushnell.bsky.social explains the logistical chicanery.

▪️ Cramming 104 games into 39 days
▪️ The challenges of having three host countries - and the air travel
▪️ Disparate climates
▪️ Timezones and TV requirements
The making of the 2026 World Cup schedule: Simulations, an all-nighter and a giant ‘puzzle’
There was a myriad of issues for the World Cup schedulers to cope with - The Athletic was given an insight into how fixtures were confirmed
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Need to reject that GDP growth. For some reason.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bottom left, was she in Grease?
“THE LAST PICTURE SHOW” (1971) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

Jeff Bridges, Timothy Bottoms, Ellen Burstyn, Ben Johnson, Cloris Leachman, Cybill Shepherd, Eileen Brennan, Randy Quaid

🎬 Columbia Pictures
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Red card all day. #CHEARS
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Best yet
Get ready for Fesshole Live! Tickets are out now for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. We’ll also be touring Sweden – Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm – and doing Anon Opin in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
At least those septics didn’t have beards. It’s the little things.
DOD contractors “mistakenly” landed on a Mexican beach, declared it US property and planted “restricted area” DOD signs, triggering a tense confrontation with armed Mexican forces.

Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs.

Yet another example of total incompetence.
Pentagon Pete’s War Goons Accidentally Invade Mexico
U.S. “contractors” planted signs declaring that a Mexican beach was U.S. territory.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Did anyone….?
Arsenal have confirmed their sponsorship deal with Visit Rwanda will end in June 2026 after eight seasons.

The deal with Arsenal’s first sleeve sponsor began in 2018 and brought in £10million according to club accounts for 2023-24.
Arsenal to end eight-year Visit Rwanda sponsorship deal
The north London club's association with the tourist board was the subject of criticism and fan protests.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Even the commentators shouting “shoooooot!!!!”
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I need to turn mine off. The noise it makes is winding me up and it’s not helping this headache at all.
November is Carbon Monoxide Awareness Month. This “silent killer” can harm anyone, but CO detectors help keep us protected.

My bill with @repangiecraig.bsky.social, the Safe Stay Act, would require these detectors in hotel and motel rooms nationwide.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Tolerate. Right on
The 'just learn a trade' crowd at the moment are the same as the 'you need a degree' crowd from 30 years ago. It's stupid to try and predict the employment needs of future. Just pick something you think you'll enjoy, or can at least somewhat tolerate, as a career.
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
And I taped one last night
There are only three Star Wars films
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wend????
I love my partner so much but I'm so angry at them for letting themselves go. They're my best friend and insanely good in bed, I just wish the descent into being an overweight slob would stop. I feel myself recoil in disgust sometimes and it breaks my heart.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Worked well for Liverpool last season. Oh hang on.
Arsenal make it four Champions League wins from four in this season's tournament.

They are the second English team since Leeds United in 1969-70 to start a European Cup/Champions League campaign with four victories and four clean sheets.

It is now eight games without conceding for Arsenal.
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I just bet the ass has fallen out of the Venezuelan yacht market
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This has bugged me since I was a nipper
People should be allowed to use the word "crescendo" without knowing what it means. Sports commentators are the worst culprits. The crowd noise did not "rise to a crescendo" - the crescendo IS the rise, not the end result. It rose to a forte or fortissimo.
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Never rule out Big Sam
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Might be worth a try…
When I do my ironing at home, I set up the board in front of my desk and webcam. I imagine myself doing the ironing naked on OnlyFans, making a fortune. Then reality kicks in, I'm a mid-40s overweight male, no one is paying to watch that.
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM