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@baloftheard.bsky.social
You can call me Bal. Cable puller, 270 BBN, T1 diabetic. Exit 30. Hazards: Racecars go brrrrr + excessive sports-posting.
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Ba⅂⅂ard
@baloftheard.bsky.social
· Jan 13
Lately online, I've been gettting caught in my thoughts about not being forward enough about myself, or give others enough reason to think I'm botty or some other bullshit
So to curb that here's me at a Culver's last year getting Darude Sandstorm-ed. Happy Monday.
So to curb that here's me at a Culver's last year getting Darude Sandstorm-ed. Happy Monday.
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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"testicles were all over the place"
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"testicles were all over the place"
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We lead through the first half.
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We lead through the first half.
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
okay, that just about does it
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some days i consider unfollowing everyone except solomon
are the reporters disgusted??????
Cause Michael Wolff was down yonder playing in Epstein's emails ....
and sis was giving ole golden throat advice on how to hide a dead bears body
Cause Michael Wolff was down yonder playing in Epstein's emails ....
and sis was giving ole golden throat advice on how to hide a dead bears body
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
some days i consider unfollowing everyone except solomon
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It's 100 MILES OF HATE WEEKEND
The 75th edition of MTSU vs. Western Kentucky.
(Graphic from @WKURecruiting over on the other place)
The 75th edition of MTSU vs. Western Kentucky.
(Graphic from @WKURecruiting over on the other place)
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's 100 MILES OF HATE WEEKEND
The 75th edition of MTSU vs. Western Kentucky.
(Graphic from @WKURecruiting over on the other place)
The 75th edition of MTSU vs. Western Kentucky.
(Graphic from @WKURecruiting over on the other place)
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[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
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Atlanta Braves fans
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Atlanta Braves fans
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
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Watching the Patriots
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Watching the Patriots
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OK, bsky needs the Blue Jackets goal cannon video now because it's very close to Luke's
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
OK, bsky needs the Blue Jackets goal cannon video now because it's very close to Luke's
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that Amazon graphic reminded me about the Cheers sign in Boston, and how messed up the hand is on that thing
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
that Amazon graphic reminded me about the Cheers sign in Boston, and how messed up the hand is on that thing
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Divorced guy starts hanging out more with old friends from his college years, tale as old as time
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Drive-By Truckers to Reunite With Jason Isbell on 'Colbert'
Drive-By Truckers will reunite with former member Jason Isbell to celebrate 'Decoration Day' on 'Colbert.'
www.rollingstone.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Divorced guy starts hanging out more with old friends from his college years, tale as old as time
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did UMass literally do the meme you guys
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Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
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perhaps you should be watching TALLADEGA NIGHTS instead of the NORTHEN LIGHTS
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
perhaps you should be watching TALLADEGA NIGHTS instead of the NORTHEN LIGHTS
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as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though