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The release of Borderlands 4 has fans buzzing about one legendary weapon in particular that has the power to fire twelve DPS (developers per second).

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September 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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tailsfiraga.bsky.social
I've sent my top man for the job
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
baldabetic.bsky.social
This you?
August 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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karlgerm.com
those crazy bastards actually did it (except the graphics are good as hell)
Sonic meme that says “I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding”
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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junlper.beer
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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lilybaker.bsky.social
we all got that one dishcloth we only use to tackle The Corruption
August 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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drilmagic.bsky.social
Iron Maiden: the one major design flaw which plagued the iron maiden from the start were the large spikes that would stab anyone who tried to live in it
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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karlgerm.com
Me mo mo Donald Trump
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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What you got there? A KNIFE? NOO!

#Tonberry #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGxFINALFANTASY
Tonberry
July 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate “Game Changer” Bit
Brennan Lee Mulligan's Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate "Game Changer" Bit
LOS ANGELES — Comedian Brennan Lee Mulligan’s entire upbringing and career were recently revealed to be part of one of Sam Reich’s trademark tricks for…
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July 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Brian with boxing gloves saying "I'm focused on self-improvement right now so it's just me vs me" Brian also saying, defeated, "damn me got hands"
July 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
guy handing money to JK Rowling "K*ll every trans person" - JKR "I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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May 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror... I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. ... Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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People pleasing is over become unacceptable
June 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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June 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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WOIMS WEDNESDAY
THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS WOIMS WEDNESDAY
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Magnetic Snuffler: calming down, with magnets
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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👋See you there, legends!
June 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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karlgerm.com
doing what many are saying is the bravest thing you can do in Dark Souls. I am giving 60,000 Humanity to the Fair Lady on the Switch version of Dark Souls Remastered. it uhh…might take me a minute. come say hi
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June 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM