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rewriting a more realistic script for The Lord of the Rings. Frodo just stays home and we watch thirteen hours of him cooking meals and reading books. every hour or so he glances at a newspaper and goes, "Oh shit what's happening in Rohan? That's fucked." Then he goes to the pub to drink with Sam.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
rewriting a more realistic script for The Lord of the Rings. Frodo just stays home and we watch thirteen hours of him cooking meals and reading books. every hour or so he glances at a newspaper and goes, "Oh shit what's happening in Rohan? That's fucked." Then he goes to the pub to drink with Sam.
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Okay then, let's start December off right 🤩
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Okay then, let's start December off right 🤩
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‘Wicked’ Director Reveals Sequel Will Pick Up Right Where First Branded Tumbler Left Off https://theonion.com/wicked-director-reveals-sequel-will-pick-up-right-where-first-branded-tumbler-left-off/
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
‘Wicked’ Director Reveals Sequel Will Pick Up Right Where First Branded Tumbler Left Off https://theonion.com/wicked-director-reveals-sequel-will-pick-up-right-where-first-branded-tumbler-left-off/
unfollowed a zionist on ig today and then saw a different person posting swiftie content and unfollowed them, too 🤣😋
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
unfollowed a zionist on ig today and then saw a different person posting swiftie content and unfollowed them, too 🤣😋
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The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
September 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
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Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
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September 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
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Donald Trump and Netanyahu coordinated their messaging and posts to match during the Charlie Kirk assassination.
Both "leaders" have ties to individuals in the Jeffrey Epstein files, and would benefit from the case being buried away. Both had invested heavily into Kirk and his influence network.
Both "leaders" have ties to individuals in the Jeffrey Epstein files, and would benefit from the case being buried away. Both had invested heavily into Kirk and his influence network.
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Donald Trump and Netanyahu coordinated their messaging and posts to match during the Charlie Kirk assassination.
Both "leaders" have ties to individuals in the Jeffrey Epstein files, and would benefit from the case being buried away. Both had invested heavily into Kirk and his influence network.
Both "leaders" have ties to individuals in the Jeffrey Epstein files, and would benefit from the case being buried away. Both had invested heavily into Kirk and his influence network.
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
u may have a PhD but so do i (i have a Pretty huge dick)
August 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
u may have a PhD but so do i (i have a Pretty huge dick)
don’t get on my bad side rn🔪 🔪 🔪
July 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
don’t get on my bad side rn🔪 🔪 🔪
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We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
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Concerned you may know an ICE employee?
Use icespy.org to check. Just point your camera and press the photo button. This app checks against hundreds of ICE employee photos from LinkedIn and shows you the closest match. #3E #StopICE
Use icespy.org to check. Just point your camera and press the photo button. This app checks against hundreds of ICE employee photos from LinkedIn and shows you the closest match. #3E #StopICE
June 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Concerned you may know an ICE employee?
Use icespy.org to check. Just point your camera and press the photo button. This app checks against hundreds of ICE employee photos from LinkedIn and shows you the closest match. #3E #StopICE
Use icespy.org to check. Just point your camera and press the photo button. This app checks against hundreds of ICE employee photos from LinkedIn and shows you the closest match. #3E #StopICE
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This is oligarchy. This is obscene.
While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%.
End this oligarchy.
While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%.
End this oligarchy.
June 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is oligarchy. This is obscene.
While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%.
End this oligarchy.
While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%.
End this oligarchy.
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June 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Hiring attendees for his birthday party—would be a real shame if a bunch of accounts were made to respond that they were coming to cash in on the worthless “fightf*ghtfight” crypto, eh anon?
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Seat Fillers Needed - June 14th - Constitution Avenue - DC - talent gigs - craigslist
T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat.....
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June 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hiring attendees for his birthday party—would be a real shame if a bunch of accounts were made to respond that they were coming to cash in on the worthless “fightf*ghtfight” crypto, eh anon?
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The U.S. Constitution and longstanding federal law strictly limit the use of the military to police civilians. Under the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, active-duty military forces are prohibited from engaging in domestic law enforcement unless explicitly authorized by Congress or the Constitution.
June 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The U.S. Constitution and longstanding federal law strictly limit the use of the military to police civilians. Under the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, active-duty military forces are prohibited from engaging in domestic law enforcement unless explicitly authorized by Congress or the Constitution.
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🧵 Ppl often use the terms sex & gender interchangeably. Sex is a biological term & refers to a spectrum [not a binary, as journos insist]. Gender is usually cultural & about traits typically associated with one’s sex. Think 16th C codpieces. If you identified as a posh man you wore one. [1]
May 31, 2025 at 10:35 AM
🧵 Ppl often use the terms sex & gender interchangeably. Sex is a biological term & refers to a spectrum [not a binary, as journos insist]. Gender is usually cultural & about traits typically associated with one’s sex. Think 16th C codpieces. If you identified as a posh man you wore one. [1]
the memorial day display at the weed store …
May 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the memorial day display at the weed store …
who’s up listening to royalty-free music 🤓
May 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
who’s up listening to royalty-free music 🤓
Schrödinger’s airplane klonopin
April 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Schrödinger’s airplane klonopin
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Good news: this isn’t the worst timeline.
Bad news: this is the stupidest timeline.
Bad news: this is the stupidest timeline.
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good news: this isn’t the worst timeline.
Bad news: this is the stupidest timeline.
Bad news: this is the stupidest timeline.
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Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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January 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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