Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅
@azfang.bsky.social
Pro frog. Anti nazi. Minder of animals that keep getting into my house and can’t take a hint to move on.
He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.
He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.
Not at all the biggest point here, but what the fuck is with his hair.
Guy. You can just fellate the man without adopting his hairstyle. His brain is pudding, he can’t even tell anymore.
Guy. You can just fellate the man without adopting his hairstyle. His brain is pudding, he can’t even tell anymore.
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
October 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Not at all the biggest point here, but what the fuck is with his hair.
Guy. You can just fellate the man without adopting his hairstyle. His brain is pudding, he can’t even tell anymore.
Guy. You can just fellate the man without adopting his hairstyle. His brain is pudding, he can’t even tell anymore.
This was crafted in a lab to cause me, personally, to have a stroke.
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This was crafted in a lab to cause me, personally, to have a stroke.
He traffics cocaine.
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
He traffics cocaine.
I have no idea what this is about.
And so I feel the sinking dread of another episode of “Are we annoyed about a random teenager on the internet or the president?”
And so I feel the sinking dread of another episode of “Are we annoyed about a random teenager on the internet or the president?”
I think if aesthetics are a primary concern about your use of agricultural land you're an idiot
July 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I have no idea what this is about.
And so I feel the sinking dread of another episode of “Are we annoyed about a random teenager on the internet or the president?”
And so I feel the sinking dread of another episode of “Are we annoyed about a random teenager on the internet or the president?”
Well, nothing a pardon and a cabinet position can’t fix.
The New York Times reports Jonathan Braun—a violent felon with ties to Jared Kushner, whose sentence Trump commuted—has been sent back to prison after new charges, including assaulting a 3-year-old. In court, he ranted about his lawyer and flipped off spectators. His fifth arrest.
June 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Well, nothing a pardon and a cabinet position can’t fix.
Today, as you know, is Juneteenth, observing the end of chattel slavery in the US.
So if you have any republicans in your life, give them some space to process their grief over this attack on their values.
So if you have any republicans in your life, give them some space to process their grief over this attack on their values.
June 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Today, as you know, is Juneteenth, observing the end of chattel slavery in the US.
So if you have any republicans in your life, give them some space to process their grief over this attack on their values.
So if you have any republicans in your life, give them some space to process their grief over this attack on their values.
Sundrop is always to hand, and always willing to contribute his pink little nose.
December 29, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Sundrop is always to hand, and always willing to contribute his pink little nose.
I…I want to contribute cute animals but all I can come up with are these misshapen things.
I’m so sorry. I tried my best.
I’m so sorry. I tried my best.
November 6, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I…I want to contribute cute animals but all I can come up with are these misshapen things.
I’m so sorry. I tried my best.
I’m so sorry. I tried my best.
Let’s do this.
November 5, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Let’s do this.
I have absolutely no idea if this is parody. None.
fuck me, man, it's 1:30 in the goddamned morning out there and he's talking about taking apples out of and putting apples back into the refrigerator at the grocery store. i don't even stay at the bar this late, i wouldn't be surprised if half this crowd hasn't been awake this late in years.
it's after one o'clock in the morning and he's rambling on about the lincoln bedroom and living in washington, dc as a meandering way to go *back* to talking about getting shot
November 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I have absolutely no idea if this is parody. None.
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
November 4, 2024 at 1:56 PM
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
You tell ‘em, Ralph. You’re okay in my book.
Absolute banger of quote from Ralph
November 2, 2024 at 11:53 PM
You tell ‘em, Ralph. You’re okay in my book.
Fascist mouthpiece receives extremely gentle pushback, throws temper tantrum.
God, is there a maximum safe dosage of schadenfreude? Because this can’t be safe.
God, is there a maximum safe dosage of schadenfreude? Because this can’t be safe.
i’m glad that hugh hewitt’s colleagues are finally calling him out for being a total hack
November 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Fascist mouthpiece receives extremely gentle pushback, throws temper tantrum.
God, is there a maximum safe dosage of schadenfreude? Because this can’t be safe.
God, is there a maximum safe dosage of schadenfreude? Because this can’t be safe.
What I’m hearing here is that we could have won the Cold War by deploying Walz to bang the communism out of the Russians.
can't get over how the latest maga oppo gotcha was " tim walz fucks so good that chinese leaders daughter still thinks fondly of him 35 years later"
October 30, 2024 at 4:26 AM
What I’m hearing here is that we could have won the Cold War by deploying Walz to bang the communism out of the Russians.
Mods are asleep post dog
October 29, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Mods are asleep post dog
@golikehellmachine.com, I dunno if you’re a warhamster person but I 40K-ified the thing.
October 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
@golikehellmachine.com, I dunno if you’re a warhamster person but I 40K-ified the thing.
Bro really said 😧.
October 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Bro really said 😧.
Grandpa has good days and bad days, but the bad days are getting more frequent. Today he spent his time bopping to music from his youth instead of lashing out, and we’re hoping he stays with that.
wapo.st/4dK01kt
wapo.st/4dK01kt
Trump sways and bops to music for 39 minutes in bizarre town hall episode
Vice President Kamala Harris has called Trump, 78, unstable and questioned his mental acuity.
wapo.st
October 15, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Grandpa has good days and bad days, but the bad days are getting more frequent. Today he spent his time bopping to music from his youth instead of lashing out, and we’re hoping he stays with that.
wapo.st/4dK01kt
wapo.st/4dK01kt
So true story: many years back when I was but a wee sprog, I read something he wrote in the back of a Dilbert book about the double slit experiment proving souls or something and distinctly remember being very ??? about it.
Him being a crazy person really made some thing fall into place.
Him being a crazy person really made some thing fall into place.
October 2, 2024 at 2:51 AM
So true story: many years back when I was but a wee sprog, I read something he wrote in the back of a Dilbert book about the double slit experiment proving souls or something and distinctly remember being very ??? about it.
Him being a crazy person really made some thing fall into place.
Him being a crazy person really made some thing fall into place.
I dunno what the Venn diagram overlap is of people with sewing machines, an interest in 40k and the supplies for wax seals, but it’s at least one!
Anyway I put prayers to the Omnissiah on my sewing machine. With time honored incantations used by generations of technicians of unhappy equipment!
Anyway I put prayers to the Omnissiah on my sewing machine. With time honored incantations used by generations of technicians of unhappy equipment!
October 1, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I dunno what the Venn diagram overlap is of people with sewing machines, an interest in 40k and the supplies for wax seals, but it’s at least one!
Anyway I put prayers to the Omnissiah on my sewing machine. With time honored incantations used by generations of technicians of unhappy equipment!
Anyway I put prayers to the Omnissiah on my sewing machine. With time honored incantations used by generations of technicians of unhappy equipment!
USN: [sweating profusely] sir, we…the patrol boat count. We’re outnumbered. We need your help.
US Coast Guard: *grinds out cigarette, slowly moves forward in his shadowed chair into the light* Well. I wondered when you were going to be in enough trouble to come to me.
US Coast Guard: *grinds out cigarette, slowly moves forward in his shadowed chair into the light* Well. I wondered when you were going to be in enough trouble to come to me.
china will destroy us in a naval war of uh patrol boats and minesweepers
September 26, 2024 at 11:04 PM
USN: [sweating profusely] sir, we…the patrol boat count. We’re outnumbered. We need your help.
US Coast Guard: *grinds out cigarette, slowly moves forward in his shadowed chair into the light* Well. I wondered when you were going to be in enough trouble to come to me.
US Coast Guard: *grinds out cigarette, slowly moves forward in his shadowed chair into the light* Well. I wondered when you were going to be in enough trouble to come to me.
Weirdo: “I love free speech!!!”
Everyone: “Christ you sound like an asshole.”
Weirdo: “no not like that”
Everyone: “Christ you sound like an asshole.”
Weirdo: “no not like that”
Ironically, the level of vitriol in response to @jemima.bsky.social's column on the echoey nature of the BlueSky chamber has matched any twitter pile on I've ever seen, only with an added dose of self-righteousness. (1/11)
September 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Weirdo: “I love free speech!!!”
Everyone: “Christ you sound like an asshole.”
Weirdo: “no not like that”
Everyone: “Christ you sound like an asshole.”
Weirdo: “no not like that”
Hey you don’t gotta do Clippy dirty like that. Clippy was doing his best. I mean his best was terrible, but, like, a real person could describe the idea and someone could say it was worth a shot.
He doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with this AI garbage, which was obviously stupid from word go.
He doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with this AI garbage, which was obviously stupid from word go.
"’We all know now that Microsoft Copilot is basically the new Microsoft Clippy, that customers have not gotten value from it,’ Benioff said during an interview with Bloomberg.”
Marc Benioff dismisses Microsoft's Copilot AI as the next 'Clippy'
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff is unimpressed with Microsoft's Copilot AI.
www.businessinsider.com
September 23, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Hey you don’t gotta do Clippy dirty like that. Clippy was doing his best. I mean his best was terrible, but, like, a real person could describe the idea and someone could say it was worth a shot.
He doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with this AI garbage, which was obviously stupid from word go.
He doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with this AI garbage, which was obviously stupid from word go.
I’ve never used cocaine. But is this what cocaine feels like? I think this might be what cocaine feels like.
September 11, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I’ve never used cocaine. But is this what cocaine feels like? I think this might be what cocaine feels like.
I ran into a Death Korpsman!
September 5, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I ran into a Death Korpsman!