Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅
@azfang.bsky.social
Pro frog. Anti nazi. Minder of animals that keep getting into my house and can’t take a hint to move on.
He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.
He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.
It’s important to have people willing to get on the forest spirits’ bad side. I mean *someone* has to design trains.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’s important to have people willing to get on the forest spirits’ bad side. I mean *someone* has to design trains.
Corruption isn’t a crime, but opposing the Fuhrer carries a minimum jail time.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Corruption isn’t a crime, but opposing the Fuhrer carries a minimum jail time.
Trump doesn’t have a smirk. Somewhere in the last couple strokes he lost that level of facial muscle control.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump doesn’t have a smirk. Somewhere in the last couple strokes he lost that level of facial muscle control.
So fearsome.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So fearsome.
Peace was never an option.
(Green bell peppers are the bell worst pepper tho)
(Green bell peppers are the bell worst pepper tho)
two men are looking at each other with the words " some men just want to watch the world burn " above them
Alt: "Some men just want to watch the world burn " from Christopher Nolan’s Batman.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Peace was never an option.
(Green bell peppers are the bell worst pepper tho)
(Green bell peppers are the bell worst pepper tho)
Add the right salts to the oil and see if you can make a blue house fire!
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Add the right salts to the oil and see if you can make a blue house fire!
New tinfoil hat conspiracy: they started making AI nonsense so that people will assume pictures of the president are fake.
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
New tinfoil hat conspiracy: they started making AI nonsense so that people will assume pictures of the president are fake.
This isn’t immediately relevant, but it’s a pet peeve, so while we’re complaining about websites every time I start typing and then it pops up with a request for me email I want to kick a puppy.
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This isn’t immediately relevant, but it’s a pet peeve, so while we’re complaining about websites every time I start typing and then it pops up with a request for me email I want to kick a puppy.
Like. NPR is standing up as best it can to the cut off from funding and all and I respect that.
But the journalism industry is struggling with right wing lies and that’s a lot of words for “the regime lied.”
But the journalism industry is struggling with right wing lies and that’s a lot of words for “the regime lied.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Like. NPR is standing up as best it can to the cut off from funding and all and I respect that.
But the journalism industry is struggling with right wing lies and that’s a lot of words for “the regime lied.”
But the journalism industry is struggling with right wing lies and that’s a lot of words for “the regime lied.”
No no, not the real 2019. The rose tinted 2019 they remember as being “not 2020.”
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
No no, not the real 2019. The rose tinted 2019 they remember as being “not 2020.”
I mean…I think Goth IHOP has achieved a critical math of online weirdos ready to manifest it into being.
October 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I mean…I think Goth IHOP has achieved a critical math of online weirdos ready to manifest it into being.
True fact: I keep a hi-vis vest in my truck specifically for shenanigans. Like sometimes people ask me to pick their locks when they lost their key or their dog sitter had a crisis to deal with or whatever and yeah, you can get away with anything with a reflective vest.
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
True fact: I keep a hi-vis vest in my truck specifically for shenanigans. Like sometimes people ask me to pick their locks when they lost their key or their dog sitter had a crisis to deal with or whatever and yeah, you can get away with anything with a reflective vest.
Okay I hate to be cruel but you know they lie like they breathe, right? Like reporting that the regime said something is up there with posting a recording of a bat squeaking in terms of information conveyed.
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay I hate to be cruel but you know they lie like they breathe, right? Like reporting that the regime said something is up there with posting a recording of a bat squeaking in terms of information conveyed.
I mean I could make bread? I eat a lot of bread.
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I mean I could make bread? I eat a lot of bread.
Stay the course. They’ll come back.
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Stay the course. They’ll come back.
I mean…yeah it’s analogous to Kirk.
This is a terrible thing and I hate that our society has decayed to the point where it happens to people.
But like. It’s also happening to *this* jackass, so, who can say if it’s good or bad?
This is a terrible thing and I hate that our society has decayed to the point where it happens to people.
But like. It’s also happening to *this* jackass, so, who can say if it’s good or bad?
September 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I mean…yeah it’s analogous to Kirk.
This is a terrible thing and I hate that our society has decayed to the point where it happens to people.
But like. It’s also happening to *this* jackass, so, who can say if it’s good or bad?
This is a terrible thing and I hate that our society has decayed to the point where it happens to people.
But like. It’s also happening to *this* jackass, so, who can say if it’s good or bad?
We could crowd fund you a copy of Campaign for North Africa, to handle the stubborn cases!
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We could crowd fund you a copy of Campaign for North Africa, to handle the stubborn cases!
…you could start advertising your mercy kill services to unsatisfied spouses.
“I take your spouse to games night, and your marriage out back.”
“I take your spouse to games night, and your marriage out back.”
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
…you could start advertising your mercy kill services to unsatisfied spouses.
“I take your spouse to games night, and your marriage out back.”
“I take your spouse to games night, and your marriage out back.”
This pigeon is unimpressed by more exotic birds.
September 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This pigeon is unimpressed by more exotic birds.
(Where the writer can hear. It doesn’t count if they do it while I’m not listening.)
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
(Where the writer can hear. It doesn’t count if they do it while I’m not listening.)
Am…am I just confused? ‘Cause I read it making fun of “communist” as an insult/verbal tic, unrelated to actual communist societies.
September 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Am…am I just confused? ‘Cause I read it making fun of “communist” as an insult/verbal tic, unrelated to actual communist societies.