Austin
@ayyitsaustin.bsky.social
Just a lil guy who doesn’t know how to use this app!
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Damn, those leopards have been practicing their aim
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Damn, those leopards have been practicing their aim
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Mamma Mia! (2008)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev
April 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev
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Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops
April 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops
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The woman who went to the hospital for not drinking water and eating butter is transvestigating Emma Frost from Marvel Rivals.
April 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The woman who went to the hospital for not drinking water and eating butter is transvestigating Emma Frost from Marvel Rivals.
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Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins
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eat shit nerd
April 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
eat shit nerd
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the best part about Roar is that you can tell all the cats maiming the cast and crew legitimately LIKE these people, they're just cats, and so they show that by biting and clawing, same as your housecat but eight hundred pounds with claws like bowie knives
April 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the best part about Roar is that you can tell all the cats maiming the cast and crew legitimately LIKE these people, they're just cats, and so they show that by biting and clawing, same as your housecat but eight hundred pounds with claws like bowie knives
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It’s well known that I was on The Apprentice. We were all covered by NDAs at the time, but mine has now expired. And do I ever have some tea to spill. I’ll post it later today after consulting once again with my attorneys.
April 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s well known that I was on The Apprentice. We were all covered by NDAs at the time, but mine has now expired. And do I ever have some tea to spill. I’ll post it later today after consulting once again with my attorneys.
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not now kitten, daddy’s about to leak war plans to the Atlantic
March 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
not now kitten, daddy’s about to leak war plans to the Atlantic
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
The Imitation Game, but it’s about deciphering the Emojis Trumps administration uses to discuss war.
March 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Imitation Game, but it’s about deciphering the Emojis Trumps administration uses to discuss war.
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I made my own paladin subclass so you can play a Barbie Paladin 🎀⚔️✨
Download the PDF at ginnydi.com/barbie!
Download the PDF at ginnydi.com/barbie!
March 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I made my own paladin subclass so you can play a Barbie Paladin 🎀⚔️✨
Download the PDF at ginnydi.com/barbie!
Download the PDF at ginnydi.com/barbie!
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AOC: Fox News and the right-wing would have you believe that these American values are something out of The Communist Manifesto. But let me tell you Fox News, I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist.. I believe it because I was a waitress.
March 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
AOC: Fox News and the right-wing would have you believe that these American values are something out of The Communist Manifesto. But let me tell you Fox News, I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist.. I believe it because I was a waitress.
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thinking about frogs rn
March 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
thinking about frogs rn
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Well, THAT was insanely fun! Huge thanks to everyone who came out to our big L.A. wildfire relief benefit show on Sunday night, and much love to all the musicians and comedians who came together to make it happen. 📸: Alex Kluft
March 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Well, THAT was insanely fun! Huge thanks to everyone who came out to our big L.A. wildfire relief benefit show on Sunday night, and much love to all the musicians and comedians who came together to make it happen. 📸: Alex Kluft
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Just gals being pal...adins. 💅
The D&D Barbies are now a party of two! I have so many plans for more (and so few free 10-hour chunks 😅) We're very melee-heavy right now... what class does this party need next?
The D&D Barbies are now a party of two! I have so many plans for more (and so few free 10-hour chunks 😅) We're very melee-heavy right now... what class does this party need next?
March 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just gals being pal...adins. 💅
The D&D Barbies are now a party of two! I have so many plans for more (and so few free 10-hour chunks 😅) We're very melee-heavy right now... what class does this party need next?
The D&D Barbies are now a party of two! I have so many plans for more (and so few free 10-hour chunks 😅) We're very melee-heavy right now... what class does this party need next?
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AOC: It is almost unthinkable why Senate Democrats would vote to to hand the few pieces of leverage that we have away for free when we've been sent here to protect social security, protect medicaid, and protect medicare.
March 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
AOC: It is almost unthinkable why Senate Democrats would vote to to hand the few pieces of leverage that we have away for free when we've been sent here to protect social security, protect medicaid, and protect medicare.
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Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.