Axelfish 🍳
@axelfish.bsky.social
I no longer make sausage for a living.
Road sign says ‘Bump in Road’. Had they considered simply fixing the bump in the road and skip putting up a sign?
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Road sign says ‘Bump in Road’. Had they considered simply fixing the bump in the road and skip putting up a sign?
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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The most aggressive of all pit bull breeds is the Mosh Pit.
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The most aggressive of all pit bull breeds is the Mosh Pit.
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
Mackinac Bridge Labor Day walk 2025. Hey Big Gretch, are you here?
September 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Mackinac Bridge Labor Day walk 2025. Hey Big Gretch, are you here?
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If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely:
1. Purge govt of non loyalists
2. Weaponize law against opponents
3. Use military to police opposition strongholds
4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel
5. Change election rules in his favor.
1. Purge govt of non loyalists
2. Weaponize law against opponents
3. Use military to police opposition strongholds
4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel
5. Change election rules in his favor.
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely:
1. Purge govt of non loyalists
2. Weaponize law against opponents
3. Use military to police opposition strongholds
4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel
5. Change election rules in his favor.
1. Purge govt of non loyalists
2. Weaponize law against opponents
3. Use military to police opposition strongholds
4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel
5. Change election rules in his favor.
Coming soon, Blu and Ellie in their plane.
August 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Coming soon, Blu and Ellie in their plane.
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Well well well it looks like someone doesn’t know how to work the repost button
July 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Well well well it looks like someone doesn’t know how to work the repost button
This little guy was near my home on Beaver Islamd, MI. Maybe a northern saw-whet owl? He was small.
July 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This little guy was near my home on Beaver Islamd, MI. Maybe a northern saw-whet owl? He was small.
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i think it is a sign of low character to post something controversial knowing it will get angry comments and then insult the people who responded to your ragebait
June 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i think it is a sign of low character to post something controversial knowing it will get angry comments and then insult the people who responded to your ragebait
Bumped into Lou Holtz in the aisle of a plane deboarding in Charlotte. He was pleasant.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bumped into Lou Holtz in the aisle of a plane deboarding in Charlotte. He was pleasant.
Hard to say since nobody can comment on your skeets. 😕
May 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hard to say since nobody can comment on your skeets. 😕
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“He is granting audiences to people who buy his meme coin. When the sitting president of the United States is selling access for what are effectively payments directly to him. There is no question that that rises to the level of an impeachable offense.”
Sen. Jon Ossoff
Sen. Jon Ossoff
April 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“He is granting audiences to people who buy his meme coin. When the sitting president of the United States is selling access for what are effectively payments directly to him. There is no question that that rises to the level of an impeachable offense.”
Sen. Jon Ossoff
Sen. Jon Ossoff
If the Vatican were in the southern hemisphere, would the meeting
to pick a new pope be a papal convex?
to pick a new pope be a papal convex?
April 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If the Vatican were in the southern hemisphere, would the meeting
to pick a new pope be a papal convex?
to pick a new pope be a papal convex?
For national pet day, here’s our crew.
April 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
For national pet day, here’s our crew.
If we’re going to have a fascist bigoted POS president, is it too much to ask to have one with decent taste?
April 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If we’re going to have a fascist bigoted POS president, is it too much to ask to have one with decent taste?
Only 46 more months of this administration.
March 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Only 46 more months of this administration.
If I enlist is the US Space Force, at basic training am I a space cadet?
March 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If I enlist is the US Space Force, at basic training am I a space cadet?
I’m watching NCAA tournament. There’s a commercial for Trump endorsing a state politician, Randy Fine (running for Florida Senate). You They are fucking literally saying Trump and Fine will protect Medicare and Social Security. I’m in to my fifth bourbon and it’s not enough by any fucking measure.
March 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m watching NCAA tournament. There’s a commercial for Trump endorsing a state politician, Randy Fine (running for Florida Senate). You They are fucking literally saying Trump and Fine will protect Medicare and Social Security. I’m in to my fifth bourbon and it’s not enough by any fucking measure.
I propose a ban this weekend on use of the term “punched their ticket “.
March 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I propose a ban this weekend on use of the term “punched their ticket “.
New exec order by Trump73 banning the use of the semi colon. Says it’s fake punctuation made up by academic liberals and is very nasty.
March 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
New exec order by Trump73 banning the use of the semi colon. Says it’s fake punctuation made up by academic liberals and is very nasty.