Axelfish 🍳
@axelfish.bsky.social
I no longer make sausage for a living.
I made a legal career as a tipsy coachman champion.
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I made a legal career as a tipsy coachman champion.
Her peace prize should be rescinded. Is that a thing?
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Her peace prize should be rescinded. Is that a thing?
By god we will not tolerate exercising your first amendment rights!
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
By god we will not tolerate exercising your first amendment rights!
It’s disturbing, yes, because it’s utterly made up bullshit. It would also be disturbing if it were true, but of course it’s not.
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It’s disturbing, yes, because it’s utterly made up bullshit. It would also be disturbing if it were true, but of course it’s not.
You ‘demand’ it you don’t say. Well that’ll get their attention.
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
You ‘demand’ it you don’t say. Well that’ll get their attention.
Same vibe as 2024 D Lions.
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Same vibe as 2024 D Lions.
A decade of this has taken a toll on me. We are looking to leave the county for two years for a hopeful reprieve.
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
A decade of this has taken a toll on me. We are looking to leave the county for two years for a hopeful reprieve.
The office sink is for washing one’s feet only.
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The office sink is for washing one’s feet only.
Hey Senator you might consider, oh maybe, just a thought, taking action to stop this insanity?
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hey Senator you might consider, oh maybe, just a thought, taking action to stop this insanity?
Mine asked for old fashioned’s for he and his friends. I said absolutely no. Not until at least middle school.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Mine asked for old fashioned’s for he and his friends. I said absolutely no. Not until at least middle school.
Out in the distance I could hear some people laughing,
I felt my heart beat back a weekend‘s worth of sadness.
I felt my heart beat back a weekend‘s worth of sadness.
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Out in the distance I could hear some people laughing,
I felt my heart beat back a weekend‘s worth of sadness.
I felt my heart beat back a weekend‘s worth of sadness.
Then do something about it ffs.
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Then do something about it ffs.
He’s closer to death is my bet.
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
He’s closer to death is my bet.
Oh but you will.
And we will all be grateful and better for that.
And we will all be grateful and better for that.
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Oh but you will.
And we will all be grateful and better for that.
And we will all be grateful and better for that.
He’s one microscopic cog in his catastrophic ham…
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
He’s one microscopic cog in his catastrophic ham…
Depends what team is playing.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Depends what team is playing.
So if I understand what you’re saying, your take on this is: Fool me once shame on you, fool me 10,000 times— meh, don’t blame me. Did I get that right?
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So if I understand what you’re saying, your take on this is: Fool me once shame on you, fool me 10,000 times— meh, don’t blame me. Did I get that right?
Her ineptitude and her corruption compete as the leading cause of her bullshit.
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Her ineptitude and her corruption compete as the leading cause of her bullshit.
Sadly the Lions too ruined the game.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Sadly the Lions too ruined the game.