Bread Pitt
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Proficient at utilizing context clues.
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Imagine that scene from The Lost World where the T. rex terrorizes San Diego, but it takes place in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
That's kind of what Paleophage is like.
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That's kind of what Paleophage is like.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Imagine that scene from The Lost World where the T. rex terrorizes San Diego, but it takes place in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
That's kind of what Paleophage is like.
#wishlistwednesday
That's kind of what Paleophage is like.
#wishlistwednesday
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Christmas hits different during the holidays
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Christmas hits different during the holidays
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In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
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Okay but how do we get these gems on steam and maybe even a little restoration, Dawn of War Definitive Edition style? I got a little bit of TV money somewhere, I’ll fucking finance it myself if I have to…
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Okay but how do we get these gems on steam and maybe even a little restoration, Dawn of War Definitive Edition style? I got a little bit of TV money somewhere, I’ll fucking finance it myself if I have to…
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
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i dont know whether I make good or bad work i’m just trying to make larger and more nefarious women
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i dont know whether I make good or bad work i’m just trying to make larger and more nefarious women
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Me: Man, this game is weird. I'll never play it, but I definitely will watch several extremely long playthroughs, multiple extensive videos about obscure lore, and a bunch of well thought out video essays about it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Me: Man, this game is weird. I'll never play it, but I definitely will watch several extremely long playthroughs, multiple extensive videos about obscure lore, and a bunch of well thought out video essays about it.
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the Wisconsin supper club is about as close as you can get in modern America to experiencing a medieval tavern
April 21, 2024 at 4:31 AM
the Wisconsin supper club is about as close as you can get in modern America to experiencing a medieval tavern
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This is how I find out.
September 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is how I find out.
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Republicans are playing on the easiest difficulty and then shitting themselves with outrage when they hear some dialogue that hurts their delicate feelings.
September 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Republicans are playing on the easiest difficulty and then shitting themselves with outrage when they hear some dialogue that hurts their delicate feelings.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Wait, you're telling me that the guy they arrested is NOT a trans woman or a leftist activist? Who could've predicted this except everybody?
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Wait, you're telling me that the guy they arrested is NOT a trans woman or a leftist activist? Who could've predicted this except everybody?
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
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i am icarus and lactose is my sun
September 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i am icarus and lactose is my sun
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
August 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
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they should hire me to work on Draw Steel and Daggerheart, to fix them; I would simply make the goblin asses Bigger
August 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
they should hire me to work on Draw Steel and Daggerheart, to fix them; I would simply make the goblin asses Bigger
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
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Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak...
[Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at
home."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqonrv6u7reqli3kksljamwr/bafkreifqd3kvkwqy6k2vuajha3vrughks5bfvl72vglbaywl7nnzyxwqp4@jpeg)
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
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Seriously, if you have access to ProQuest, you can read how the "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" dude helped cure AIDS www.proquest.com/docview/2071...
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August 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Seriously, if you have access to ProQuest, you can read how the "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" dude helped cure AIDS www.proquest.com/docview/2071...