Andrew W 🥌
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Andrew W 🥌
@awrucke.bsky.social
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fun fact: if Team Casper makes the Olympics, this will be the first time the USA mens curling lead is not named John

98, 02: John Gordon
06: John Shuster
10: John Benton
14, 18, 22: John Landsteiner
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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2018: Team Shuster loses Game 1 of Trials final, wins Game 2 and 3
2022: Team Shuster loses Game 1 of Trials final, wins Game 2 and 3
2026: Team Shuster loses Game 1 of Trials final,
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Can't fire the owners, so....
Twins just announced Rocco Baldelli will not return as manager.
September 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You would think Kleiman knows this...
Simply do not play any teams from the state of North Dakota
August 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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An apt summary of every Vikings fan ever
"I'm excited about this year's team and excited about this play-call, fellas. We've got a fast-motion... ohhh no, f*ck..." - Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell mic'd up 🤷
August 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Happy Don't Be A Dick Day, to all who celebrate.

dontbeadickday.com
July 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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We need to bring back the Maryland-I
July 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bananas are like the inverse of traffic signals. Green bananas mean stop, yellow means go ahead and red means where the f*ck did you get that banana?
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM