Atmospheric River Cartwright
@awalrus.bsky.social
I think I'm an avocado. I seem to soften as I get older. I look forward to getting hit with a tariff.
Scam Darnold strikes again
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Scam Darnold strikes again
Um, @qobuz.bsky.social, while midnight eastern time sounds like a quiet time to do maintenance, it's only 9:00pm in the west and I was happily getting baked and singing old @timminchin.bsky.social songs, damn it.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Um, @qobuz.bsky.social, while midnight eastern time sounds like a quiet time to do maintenance, it's only 9:00pm in the west and I was happily getting baked and singing old @timminchin.bsky.social songs, damn it.
TIL there is a 17yo playing soccer for Bayern named Lennert Karl. And my son didn't get my "Lenny & Carl" Simpsons reference.
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
TIL there is a 17yo playing soccer for Bayern named Lennert Karl. And my son didn't get my "Lenny & Carl" Simpsons reference.
"Finders keepers."
"*Unintelligible Guy Ritchie movie noises*"
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Finders keepers."
Safe to assume he's moved on from the Nobel prize then, eh?
"Well, I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. Okay? We're gonna kill them. You know, they're gonna be, like, dead. Okay? Yeah."
Trump has abandoned even the pretext of following the law.
Trump has abandoned even the pretext of following the law.
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Safe to assume he's moved on from the Nobel prize then, eh?
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Conclusive proof that nature is pro-trans.
August 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Conclusive proof that nature is pro-trans.
Hey @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com Do you think that the current state of US immigration is having an effect on MLS recruiting?
July 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hey @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com Do you think that the current state of US immigration is having an effect on MLS recruiting?
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
I want to live in a universe where the Wikipedia entry is the first thing that comes up everytime you google something.
June 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I want to live in a universe where the Wikipedia entry is the first thing that comes up everytime you google something.
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What an image (credit Kevin Clark / The Seattle Times)
June 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
What an image (credit Kevin Clark / The Seattle Times)
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LAPD firing impact munitions at Los Angelenos while DHS arrests their neighbors.
LAPD is now joining the fray. They are firing rounds of less lethals
June 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
LAPD firing impact munitions at Los Angelenos while DHS arrests their neighbors.
I've decided to refer to the spiders in my garage as "livestock" in an effort to make it seem like a useful place instead of this pile of random shit with a roof over it.
April 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I've decided to refer to the spiders in my garage as "livestock" in an effort to make it seem like a useful place instead of this pile of random shit with a roof over it.
15 hours of this damn show and not a single person thrown in a pit.
April 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
15 hours of this damn show and not a single person thrown in a pit.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
March 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
To quote @mattdoyle.bsky.social "Georgi Minoungu is a PROBLEM!"
February 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
To quote @mattdoyle.bsky.social "Georgi Minoungu is a PROBLEM!"
Fox Sports just bumped the Sounders game for a pointless fucking NCAA basketball game. Fox fucking sucks.
February 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Fox Sports just bumped the Sounders game for a pointless fucking NCAA basketball game. Fox fucking sucks.