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Averi Price
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Lawyer. Worrier. Believer in democracy. Cofounder Research Institute for Gender Therapeutics (RIGT). Kindness devotee. Snark enthusiast.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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no one will report the truth which is that he's knocking down the east wing to try to feel something
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
ESPN announcers trying to pretend like winning a best of 3 after you lose the first game is like winning a best of 7 after losing the first 3 WHATEVER #GOSOX #RedSox
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Could we all talk baseball for a while instead of the collapse of democracy? GO SOX
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Except it doesn’t bend on its own—it bends because we pull it in the direction of justice. What keeps me hopeful during times like these is being surrounded by people who are doing just that.
September 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
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September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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the vice president usually only endorses war crimes in secret memos so i feel like this is a big step forward for us
September 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The teenager about a book he doesn’t remember well: In one eye and out the other
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Goodbye Summer. We really needed you this year and you rejuvenated us. Until next year.
September 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So have we seen him today?
August 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Even Joni Ernst is tired of Joni Ernst.
August 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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oh, taylor swift got engaged? well, we've got covid. so, maybe try and stop being so ableist.
August 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Great East Lake, NH
August 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The man who had his doctor report that he’s 6’3”, 238 lbs fired the person in charge of reporting labor statistics.
August 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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this billy joel documentary is really going full court press with this notion that billy joel plays ‘rock n roll’ music. he doesn’t. he plays billy joel music, and he plays it better than anyone
July 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”
Republicans are waging a generalized war on science, but I think many of them don’t fully grok that RFK isn’t at war with science alone or per se: he’s at war with sick people, and of the view that only the lucky should be allowed to survive into old age. They are know nothings, he is Mengele.
RFK Jr. has now officially stated that he will dismantle the United States Preventive ServicesTask Force (USPSTF).

This is an independent body of expert scientists who volunteer their time to review data and provide guidance to Americans on important things like cancer screenings.
July 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Firing everyone who could tell you what you're doing is unethical or illegal does not make what you're doing ethical or legal.
July 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you see a makeup ad and you like the before picture better
July 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
July 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It’s a concept of a ceasefire.
June 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM