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‘00’s baby|🌈🫶🏾✨
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The gospel according to Saint Mariann
January 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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just one more rate increase and netflix will make good shows again
January 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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📲| Kam’s post on ‘The Eras Tour’ coming to an end:
December 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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thank u 2024
December 9, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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🚨| Taylor Swift before performing "betty" at closing night

"It's just crazy to think I'm about to sing the last song I'll ever sing in the folklore cabin"
December 9, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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joseph: we have to walk to bethlehem for a census thing

mary, 9 months pregnant: i’m sorry what
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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the greatest christmas story ever told uses the threat of dying alone and unmourned to scare a wealthy man straight and i think that’s just really nice
December 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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nooo mr. frodo don’t throw the ring into the fire, it will destroy sauron who is just trying to get to an investor conference
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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The whole world is watching the longest horror movie in history.
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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100% accurate.
December 3, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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More men need to tell us they've never been a fan of The Beatles. It shows an independence of thought but also profound intellectual insight; a refusal to run with the herd. I especially like to see it in response to someone expressing their love of the group. It's outspoken, contrary and brave.
December 1, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
December 1, 2024 at 1:13 PM
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there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:

1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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When I hear music...
November 30, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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However you feel your 2024 went, nobody took a bigger L than Drake 😭
December 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.
November 29, 2024 at 3:19 PM