autumn 🍂
@autumnelldee.bsky.social
i guess i got shit to say
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you ever eat something really hot but it’s already in your mouth so you gotta use sucking air to blow it off in real time
March 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
you ever eat something really hot but it’s already in your mouth so you gotta use sucking air to blow it off in real time
randomly asked my coworker when their birthday was to make conversation about zodiac signs or something and she looked me dead in the eyes and said “september 11, 2001 🤷🏻♀️”
i can’t stop thinking about this
i can’t stop thinking about this
March 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
randomly asked my coworker when their birthday was to make conversation about zodiac signs or something and she looked me dead in the eyes and said “september 11, 2001 🤷🏻♀️”
i can’t stop thinking about this
i can’t stop thinking about this
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maybe if we all concentrate on it for a few minutes before bed one of us will eventually have revealed to us in a dream a perfect easy bloodless solution to our current political problems. it can't hurt to try. i'll go first
March 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
maybe if we all concentrate on it for a few minutes before bed one of us will eventually have revealed to us in a dream a perfect easy bloodless solution to our current political problems. it can't hurt to try. i'll go first
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Please be nice to aliens
March 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Please be nice to aliens
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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
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Hey you seem wise. Would you like to come over sometime and think with me?
March 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey you seem wise. Would you like to come over sometime and think with me?
returned 9 bags of bottles/cans and got almost $20, this is why i love side quests! gotta load up inventory before continuing the main story
February 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
returned 9 bags of bottles/cans and got almost $20, this is why i love side quests! gotta load up inventory before continuing the main story
when i have a rolled blunt on my person, i truly feel i can achieve anything
February 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when i have a rolled blunt on my person, i truly feel i can achieve anything
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My first memory is me standing at the edge of an enormous cliff and looking out at the wild, expansive universe before me and sighing a breath of overwhelming disbelief
February 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My first memory is me standing at the edge of an enormous cliff and looking out at the wild, expansive universe before me and sighing a breath of overwhelming disbelief
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You unfriend people bec of politics?
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
February 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You unfriend people bec of politics?
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.
why does it feel like your intestines are ripping out when you put yourself first?
February 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
why does it feel like your intestines are ripping out when you put yourself first?
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Exclaimed "That was the Bomb Dot Com" about a 90s era song today at work, now I'm being pelted with old produce as I'm force-marched to the scaffold
February 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Exclaimed "That was the Bomb Dot Com" about a 90s era song today at work, now I'm being pelted with old produce as I'm force-marched to the scaffold
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Taking a picture of a painting in the museum but shouting I don't like it that much!!! So no one thinks I'm weird/lame
February 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Taking a picture of a painting in the museum but shouting I don't like it that much!!! So no one thinks I'm weird/lame
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cheering for the asteroid to hit earth because haha nihilism is no different than republican death drive
February 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
cheering for the asteroid to hit earth because haha nihilism is no different than republican death drive
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Just bit the hand that feeds me
February 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just bit the hand that feeds me
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one problem with getting older and things happening every year is that eventually the jokes get old as well
February 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
one problem with getting older and things happening every year is that eventually the jokes get old as well
i wish the world could go back to feeling like it did when collard greens came out
February 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i wish the world could go back to feeling like it did when collard greens came out
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Instead of asking why I let my phone almost die all the time, maybe ask why my phone does nothing to save itself
February 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Instead of asking why I let my phone almost die all the time, maybe ask why my phone does nothing to save itself
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In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
getting sick right before a new job HELL YEAH!
January 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
getting sick right before a new job HELL YEAH!
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I use wired headphones and I’m not changing.
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I use wired headphones and I’m not changing.
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Why does every man between 25 and 65 have a podcast, who listens to all these podcasts, do they know there are other hobbies than recording podcasts?
January 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Why does every man between 25 and 65 have a podcast, who listens to all these podcasts, do they know there are other hobbies than recording podcasts?