Autumn Worms
@autumn-likes-worms.bsky.social
They/she
I like hotdogs
Deli worker and cosmetology apprentice
I like hotdogs
Deli worker and cosmetology apprentice
BREAKING MITCH MCCONNELL
Any time I see the words "BREAKING" and "Mitch McConnell" in a headline I get so excited for half a second
February 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
BREAKING MITCH MCCONNELL
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Weed smells better than cigarettes.
I don’t understand arguments against this fact of the universe.
I don’t understand arguments against this fact of the universe.
February 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Weed smells better than cigarettes.
I don’t understand arguments against this fact of the universe.
I don’t understand arguments against this fact of the universe.
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Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Doge.
Coup in progress.
The Election was rigged and stolen.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Doge.
Coup in progress.
The Election was rigged and stolen.
February 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Doge.
Coup in progress.
The Election was rigged and stolen.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Doge.
Coup in progress.
The Election was rigged and stolen.
Danny Boyle presents: 2025
February 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Danny Boyle presents: 2025
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That’s more like it.
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
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First Super Bowl commercial for whippits
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
First Super Bowl commercial for whippits
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rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot
You’re laughing? Kansas City fans are crying into their Kelce mix, and you’re laughing?
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You’re laughing? Kansas City fans are crying into their Kelce mix, and you’re laughing?
Best halftime show since Janet Jackson’s boob
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Best halftime show since Janet Jackson’s boob
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For this year’s Super Bowl I am voting third party as an act of protest.
February 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
For this year’s Super Bowl I am voting third party as an act of protest.
With enough chloraseptic, I could deep throat a yard stick.
February 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
With enough chloraseptic, I could deep throat a yard stick.
This is my cat, Link. He doesn’t even know who Elon Musk is.
February 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is my cat, Link. He doesn’t even know who Elon Musk is.
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lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth
February 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth
“I came so hard I needed to change my underwear pants and socks”
*witch cackles*
*witch cackles*
February 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“I came so hard I needed to change my underwear pants and socks”
*witch cackles*
*witch cackles*
My life revolves around performing the vocal track from Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness” every moment I can while I’m being carried by my squad in Fortnite 👨🎤👨🎤🪇🪗
February 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My life revolves around performing the vocal track from Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness” every moment I can while I’m being carried by my squad in Fortnite 👨🎤👨🎤🪇🪗
I’m here. I’m queer. You’re incapable of getting used to it.
February 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m here. I’m queer. You’re incapable of getting used to it.